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Old 05-09-2015, 05:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...
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I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too.
I know, it's just... Frank Zippo?
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Old 05-09-2015, 07:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too.
All while your limbs are involuntarily flailing to one of Frown's ridiculously intoxicating and Mariana Trench deep grooves.
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Old 05-09-2015, 09:48 AM   #23 (permalink)
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What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.
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Old 05-09-2015, 11:21 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Goofle, I wrote to Urban hatemonger yesterday to please delete my membership as I am about to return to the hospital for an extended stay. He ignored me. I swear that guy is about useless. Would you please be so kind as to delete my membership here? I thought I could do it myself but now I can't a way to do it. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong controls or something. Thank you for you help, sir.
What made this funny was he never asked me to do shit.
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Old 05-09-2015, 11:48 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Thats because he was a paranoid Schizophrenic. .He assumed you already knew he was planning on pming you,useless.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:20 PM   #26 (permalink)
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What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.
Did she manage to help him?
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:41 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Grammy nominated Josh Turner's new CD "Everything Is Fine" is awesome! It just came out last week and has his new song "Firecracker" on it. He's appearing on the CMA Show tomorrow night!
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Old 05-09-2015, 06:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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i often listen to music about love songs, it is good and i feel the life is really beatifull. special after finish my job. when i feel strees but listen this songs i feel i really strong. are you mirror me? comment here !
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Old 05-15-2015, 02:29 AM   #30 (permalink)
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If you want quotes just watch Downton Abbey and the quotes made by the Dowager Countess Voilet played by Maggie Smith. Here's a couple.

Isobel: How you hate to be wrong.
Countess Violet: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.

Martha Levinson: I have no wish to be a great lady.
Countess Violet: A decision that must be reenforced whenever you look in the glass.

“Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

Countess Violet: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”
Mrs. Crawley: “I take that as a compliment.”
Countess Violet: “I must’ve said it wrong.”

“Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class.”

“I’m a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.”

And hundreds more
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