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Old 03-11-2017, 02:06 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2017, 02:07 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I'll happily jack off till and after my dick starts bleeding, so please try again.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-11-2017, 02:13 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2017, 02:16 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2017, 02:40 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Chiomara, I now have a piece of your heart. Thank you.
You monster! That knock on the door is the cops, coming to remove you from decent society. Your only option is to shoot your way out. Got your Glock? Go out in a blaze of ... something.
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Circa 1982-83? We're driving on our way to a party, get horny, and pull off the road. Right on top of a boulder. Rear wheels not touching the ground. Of course we ignore the obvious and go fully to town before logic sets in.

First off, we're talking southern New Hampshire where off the road = into the woods. Secondly, Lin was wearing these ridiculously tight, pink jeans. Thirdly, we both ended up getting the car off of the rock so we could get to the party.

A couple of hours into the party, which was with dozens of long time friends, someone notices that Linda has something in her hair.

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Old 03-11-2017, 02:58 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Circa 1982-83? We're driving on our way to a party, get horny, and pull off the road. Right on top of a boulder. Rear wheels not touching the ground. Of course we ignore the obvious and go fully to town before logic sets in.

First off, we're talking southern New Hampshire where off the road = into the woods. Secondly, Lin was wearing these ridiculously tight, pink jeans. Thirdly, we both ended up getting the car off of the rock so we could get to the party.

A couple of hours into the party, which was with dozens of long time friends, someone notices that Linda has something in her hair.

Fill in the blanks.
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You only wish.
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Old 03-11-2017, 03:01 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I'm always hoping these stories end teenage drive-in horror style

Slasher making a bloody mess of the couples excruciatingly cliche moment, saving countless people from useless "how we met" stories

Where's the payoff
In mrs. chula's hair.
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Old 03-11-2017, 03:16 PM   #90 (permalink)
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