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Chula Vista 03-10-2017 02:24 PM

Intimate Relationships
 
Linda and I grew up in the same small town and attended the same high school. We didn't actually "meet" until we ended up working together after HS in 1979. Our first arkward kiss was on Christmas day of that year, because our co-workers recognized the chemistry before we did, and forced us under some mistletoe.

Our first date was about a week later. We went to a club to see a band. First thing I did before getting out of the car was to plant a proper kiss on her and say "Now that that's out of the way, let's have some fun".

We came within inches of getting down that first night but agreed it wasn't right.

We ****ed for the first time the next day.

37 years later.......

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...1c&oe=5933D294

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...ed&oe=595FE8B1

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...8e&oe=592DE49B





(I can't relate to all of this recent debate about one night stands - although I'm a major fan of not raping drunken girls)

I know I probably have longevity on most of you, but I'd love to hear some stories.

Isbjørn 03-10-2017 03:39 PM

Ja I have a girlfriend too and we're having a good time <3

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 04:03 PM

lol

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-10-2017 04:05 PM

i've been going steady with my right hand man for 7 or 8 years now.

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1813025)
i've been going steady with my right hand man for 7 or 8 years now.

I wank with my left hand.

When I broke my metacarpals I learned to wank with my right hand.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-10-2017 04:14 PM

are you left handed or are you just one of those weirdos who do it with their off-hand?

Cuthbert 03-10-2017 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1813027)
are you left handed or are you just one of those weirdos who do it with their off-hand?

Left handed.

OccultHawk 03-10-2017 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1813009)
Linda and I grew up in the same small town and attended the same high school. We didn't actually "meet" until we ended up working together after HS in 1979. Our first arkward kiss was on Christmas day of that year, because our co-workers recognized the chemistry before we did, and forced us under some mistletoe.

Our first date was about a week later. We went to a club to see a band. First thing I did before getting out of the car was to plant a proper kiss on her and say "Now that that's out of the way, let's have some fun".

We came within inches of getting down that first night but agreed it wasn't right.

We ****ed for the first time the next day.

37 years later.......

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...1c&oe=5933D294

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...ed&oe=595FE8B1

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...8e&oe=592DE49B





(I can't relate to all of this recent debate about one night stands - although I'm a major fan of not raping drunken girls)

I know I probably have longevity on most of you, but I'd love to hear some stories.

Your wife looks about as good as that spaghetti.

Chula Vista 03-10-2017 04:47 PM

I broke my right hand years back and had to learn how to write, wank, blow my nose, and wipe my ass with my left hand pretty much overnight.

Back to the OP. No interesting realtionship stories??????

The Batlord 03-10-2017 04:51 PM

Wrong site, bro. We losers.


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