What are you wearing today?

Trollheart · 01-20-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

I thought he'd be used to the frigid temps of the North Pole.

Oh right: I was thinking of your fantasy forest elf kind of thing. You know the sort who go around showing princes where magic swords are (or are they just gay elfs?)

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Chi is 5’8 and a half and weighs 157

You can see from her pictures that she's slender as a model.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're literally a hobbit. I'm gonna dig a hole in the ground, throw in some butter and toast, and you're going to live there.

Wolfweiselwolverinepigeonhobbit - nah, it'll never fit, mate.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Ugh I wish I were 5'1". I want to be tiny enough to be toted around everywhere if I so desired.

I would happily tote you ... no. No. Stop. Get control of yourself...

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

This "foot" measure is arbitrary as ****. I converted from the metric system using Google, so I guess I'm 5'54". So basically, slightly shorter than Tom Cruise (who is 170cm - I'm 169). So I hate it every time someone makes fun of how short Tom Cruise is.

What are you talking about? It's as non-arbitrary as you can get. It's a mathematical formula and never changes. One foot equals twelve inches equals thirty centimetres equals 0.3 metres...

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

You’d still be too fat.

Fight me.

The Batlord · 01-20-2018, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I don't know how the notation works, so I just assumed that ' symbol was some sort of upside down comma or something.

Either way, when I use Google's unit converter it says:

169cm = 5.54462 feet
182 cm = 5.97113 feet

So you can see where I got my results when I didn't know what the notation really meant.

So it's actually even more backwards. I have to convert the remainder to inches too?
Holy hell, get with the metric system, please!

Quite a bit! See the above.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I would happily tote you ... no. No. Stop. Get control of yourself...

Yes please do.

Trollheart · 01-20-2018, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Yes please do.

I make no promises.

GunmouthGrace · 01-20-2018, 01:49 PM

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Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 05:57 PM

I'm sure! My torso is so long that everything is always too short on me.

Today I'm changing in and out of multiple different outfits while pretending to do laundry because a couple of my cheap Aliexpress (it's a Chinese site that has everything; you can find decent quality things so long as you find good sellers with reviews and dig around enough) things got here, which could possibly be a part of a future halloween costume or something. Including faux raven feather epaulettes (they're attached to a shoulder/chest harness thingy that looks a tiny bit bdsm-y but mostly just goth) and a floor-length sheer black lace dress-- or nightgown?-- that I could possibly layer over something to create a Morticia costume. Oh and I got a bird skull choker as well.

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 06:11 PM

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My torso is so long that everything is always too short on me.

You like making the boys drool, don’t you?

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 06:17 PM

Boys drool over torsos..? (edit: nevermind, I shouldn't find that strange seeing as I posted quite a bit in the forearms thread)

Most supermodel types have shorter torsos and super long legs, so I don't think long torsos + average length legs would be considered the pinnacle of beauty especially if you're deprived in the boobs department .

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 06:51 PM

Wow

I googled it and there’s all this body shaming **** about long torsos

ok here’s some reality

women’s torsos are made out of women’s skin

Women’s skin is the most wonderful thing in the universe

therefore long torsos are hot as hell

I mean seriously **** their body image media doesn’t mean **** to my dick

It can’t even read

GunmouthGrace · 01-20-2018, 06:54 PM

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-20-2018, 06:57 PM

the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I'm sure! My torso is so long that everything is always too short on me. Today I'm changing in and out of multiple different outfits while pretending to do laundry because a couple of my cheap Aliexpress (it's a Chinese site that has everything; you can find decent quality things so long as you find good sellers with reviews and dig around enough) things got here, which could possibly be a part of a future halloween costume or something. Including faux raven feather epaulettes (they're attached to a shoulder/chest harness thingy that looks a tiny bit bdsm-y but mostly just goth) and a floor-length sheer black lace dress-- or nightgown?-- that I could possibly layer over something to create a Morticia costume. Oh and I got a bird skull choker as well. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Boys drool over torsos..? (edit: nevermind, I shouldn't find that strange seeing as I posted quite a bit in the forearms thread) Most supermodel types have shorter torsos and super long legs, so I don't think long torsos + average length legs would be considered the pinnacle of beauty especially if you're deprived in the boobs department . __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

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