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Old 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM   #331 (permalink)
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...why is there a forearms thread

Also all torsos are great. My own torso is as short as a torso can get and not be considered deformed, but still, if torso length is a factor in choosing a mate then that's retarded.
I made it years ago as a parody thread but really is was just a thinly veiled autobiography.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:12 PM   #332 (permalink)
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I like a shorter torso just cause it's easier to fit in a garbage bag.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:28 PM   #333 (permalink)
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the first thing i notice in a woman is her torso length

i keep a measuring tape on me at all time to ensure it perfectly matches the ideal torso to body ratio
No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:30 PM   #334 (permalink)
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No no the ideal torso is a disembodied torso (no head, no troublesome legs, no arms) -- only then can one be Beautiful and Pure
See post above yours.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:34 PM   #335 (permalink)
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See post above yours.
I was visualizing more of a floating non-mangled torso, but decapitation is definitely a better way to quickly reach your summer body goals.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:36 PM   #336 (permalink)
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You should study as an undertaker.
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I was visualizing more of a floating non-mangled torso, but decapitation is definitely a better way to quickly reach your summer body goals.
You don't know what love is.
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Yeah. If you've never made it with a floating mangled torso, you haven't lived.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:46 PM   #339 (permalink)
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Yeah. If you've never made it with a floating mangled torso, you haven't lived.
You don't **** the torso. You preserve it as a keepsake after you've made sure that her memory will always remain pure and unsullied.
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How many skulls have you got in your collection now? I'm not boasting, I just wondered...
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