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Old 12-06-2017, 07:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I went to school with a guy named Cody. We were fairly tight back then, but I've only talked to him maybe twice in the 11 years since we graduated. A year or 2 ago, he got arrested for having child porn [he showed no signs of this kind of behavior back in the day]. Earlier this week, he committed suicide. I'm conflicted on whether or not to attend his funeral. If he hadn't been busted for kiddy porn, I would definitely go. Would you go?
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Old friend got busted for kiddy porn and killed himself. Do I attend the funeral?
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Go, but make sure that none of the kids involved are planning on going. That would be awkward.
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Old 12-06-2017, 07:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The whole event will be people trying to avoid the conversation of what he did.
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Go there and awkwardly try to justify it. Be like, "man all those hormones in milk make girls grow boobs super early now huh?"
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Old 12-07-2017, 12:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 01:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'd go. He was your friend, however flawed he may have been. Just because you attend a funeral of someone with child porn doesn't mean you're like that too.
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Slip a copy of Lolita in his casket.
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Old 12-07-2017, 06:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm gonna go.
Then you're a bigger man than me. When I was a younger man I was in a band with some close friends, years later one of them molested a 6-ish y/o family member of another member, infuriating all of us. I've never spoken to the molester since, 15-some-odd years later.
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