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Old 12-07-2017, 10:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Then you're a bigger man than me. When I was a younger man I was in a band with some close friends, years later one of them molested a 6-ish y/o family member of another member, infuriating all of us. I've never spoken to the molester since, 15-some-odd years later.
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Old 12-07-2017, 06:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I wouldn't go.. I'm putting that **** in my will or something that I'm to go straight to the science labs or thrown in the woods to rot. Stop wasting your time and emotional energy looking at my dead body and get on with your life. Why on earth people want the last time they ever see a person is in corpseform, looking fake and rubbery, has always dumbfounded me.
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Old 12-07-2017, 06:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Not to mention all that obligatory Jesusy ****.
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I wouldn't go.. I'm putting that **** in my will or something that I'm to go straight to the science labs or thrown in the woods to rot. Stop wasting your time and emotional energy looking at my dead body and get on with your life. Why on earth people want the last time they ever see a person is in corpseform, looking fake and rubbery, has always dumbfounded me.
It's so the mourners can say goodbye basically. Personally, though, they can put my body in a garbage can for all I care. It's not like I'm going to know what's going on once I'm dead anyway.
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.
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Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.


I can imagine the Batcoffin being carried in as 'wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy' plays and everyone has a face like 'wtf?'
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Just cremate me so I don't take up space and I don't care what the mourners do after that. I won't be there so it doesn't matter one bit how corny my funeral is.

Although I'll be sure to put in my will that they have to play some cringey song during my funeral just to troll them all. Ke$ha, ICP, or Manowar would be ideal.
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I can imagine the Batcoffin being carried in as 'wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy' plays and everyone has a face like 'wtf?'
I'm thinking ICP's "Cotton Candy".

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