Funny Movie Moments (track, classic)

TheUsed2lguy · 01-12-2008, 08:18 PM

In that movie Saving Silverman, where Black is talking to Zahn:
Black: 'Well, I was talking to Judith, and she helped me realize I was ***,'
Zahn: 'What, you're not *** man, you're just unsuccessful with women,'
Black: 'No dude, I'm ***. She actually listened to me, unlike my friends who've ignored all the telltale signs for years.'
Zahn: 'Like what?'
Black: 'Like my obsession with Bette Midler, or my preference for track lighting, oh yeah, and the fact that I like sucking d.ick!'
Ha Ha, classic!

TheUsed2lguy · 01-12-2008, 10:44 PM

Here's another one-Along Came Polly

Ben Stiller has some kind of reason that he can't give this business proposition, so he asks his buddy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman to fill in for him:

'Ahem, ahem ahe-hem, ahe-he-he-he-hem,' and he just does it on and on for about a full minute. It's so weird, and you could tell he probably improvised a lot of that which most great comedy usually is.

TheUsed2lguy · 01-13-2008, 10:36 PM

Someone else please post an entry on this thread

Here's a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Characters played by Jason Mewes, and Sean William Scott, are riding in a van with a bunch of hot chicks, who are pretending to go free a bunch of animals from a testing laboratory, but are actually using the guys as patsies, so they can score a diamond heist, while the guys are getting arrested. Mewes character doesn't like Scott's and he's trying to get rid of him:

Mewes to Scott: 'Let me ask you, you're in this for the fine a.ss p.ussy, right?
Scott: 'No, I'm in this cause I looooove animals, stupid.'
Mewes: 'So, you're saying you'd f.uck a sheep?'
Scott: 'What's your damage, little boy?'
Mewes: 'I think you're misunderstanding me. I mean if you were another sheep, then would you f.uck a sheep?'
Scott thinks, 'hmmmm, in that case you bet your a.ss I would.'
Mewes suddenly yells to everyone in van: 'Yo, this dude ain't one of us, he said he'd f,uck a sheep,' then throws Scott out of moving van.

heh heh. love goofy comedy

Blain · 01-14-2008, 01:35 AM

Happy Gilmore-

-Clown blocks gold ball from going in it's mouth-
Happy: I hate that f*cking clown.
Chubbs: If you can't beat the clown, how are you gunna beat Shooter McGavin?
-Happy puts-
-It goes into the clowns mouth, but then spits it out laughing-
Happy: YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
-Smashes clown with golf club-

Wayfarer · 01-14-2008, 04:01 AM

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of forty-eight and am what some people call 'mentally retarded'."

And basically everything he says after that.

Mr Sensitive · 01-14-2008, 06:01 PM

The remake of the Wicker Man was one big hilarious mess.

spark10036 · 01-14-2008, 07:21 PM

anybody seen Hot Fuzz-crazy ****

under · 01-14-2008, 09:57 PM

Accepted.

when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl.

amazing!

tkpb938 · 01-14-2008, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Accepted.

when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl.

amazing!

Go Shitheads!!

Wayfarer · 01-14-2008, 11:46 PM

Lewis Black is brilliant in that movie.

"I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more 'Hey, let's clone another goat,' and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits! What's wrong with saying 'Hey, nice tits'?! When did that go out the window?!"

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01-12-2008, 08:18 PM
TheUsed2lguy Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: my truck Posts: 253	Funny Movie Moments In that movie Saving Silverman, where Black is talking to Zahn: Black: 'Well, I was talking to Judith, and she helped me realize I was *,' Zahn: 'What, you're not * man, you're just unsuccessful with women,' Black: 'No dude, I'm ***. She actually listened to me, unlike my friends who've ignored all the telltale signs for years.' Zahn: 'Like what?' Black: 'Like my obsession with Bette Midler, or my preference for track lighting, oh yeah, and the fact that I like sucking d.ick!' Ha Ha, classic!

01-12-2008, 10:44 PM
TheUsed2lguy Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: my truck Posts: 253	Here's another one-Along Came Polly Ben Stiller has some kind of reason that he can't give this business proposition, so he asks his buddy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman to fill in for him: 'Ahem, ahem ahe-hem, ahe-he-he-he-hem,' and he just does it on and on for about a full minute. It's so weird, and you could tell he probably improvised a lot of that which most great comedy usually is.

01-13-2008, 10:36 PM
TheUsed2lguy Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: my truck Posts: 253	Someone else please post an entry on this thread Here's a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Characters played by Jason Mewes, and Sean William Scott, are riding in a van with a bunch of hot chicks, who are pretending to go free a bunch of animals from a testing laboratory, but are actually using the guys as patsies, so they can score a diamond heist, while the guys are getting arrested. Mewes character doesn't like Scott's and he's trying to get rid of him: Mewes to Scott: 'Let me ask you, you're in this for the fine a.ss p.ussy, right? Scott: 'No, I'm in this cause I looooove animals, stupid.' Mewes: 'So, you're saying you'd f.uck a sheep?' Scott: 'What's your damage, little boy?' Mewes: 'I think you're misunderstanding me. I mean if you were another sheep, then would you f.uck a sheep?' Scott thinks, 'hmmmm, in that case you bet your a.ss I would.' Mewes suddenly yells to everyone in van: 'Yo, this dude ain't one of us, he said he'd f,uck a sheep,' then throws Scott out of moving van. heh heh. love goofy comedy

01-14-2008, 01:35 AM
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,036	Happy Gilmore- -Clown blocks gold ball from going in it's mouth- Happy: I hate that f*cking clown. Chubbs: If you can't beat the clown, how are you gunna beat Shooter McGavin? -Happy puts- -It goes into the clowns mouth, but then spits it out laughing- Happy: YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN! -Smashes clown with golf club-

01-14-2008, 04:01 AM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,308	"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of forty-eight and am what some people call 'mentally retarded'." And basically everything he says after that. __________________ The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

01-14-2008, 06:01 PM
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 665	The remake of the Wicker Man was one big hilarious mess. __________________

01-14-2008, 07:21 PM
spark10036 Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 181	anybody seen Hot Fuzz-crazy ****

01-14-2008, 11:46 PM
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,308	Lewis Black is brilliant in that movie. "I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more 'Hey, let's clone another goat,' and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits! What's wrong with saying 'Hey, nice tits'?! When did that go out the window?!" __________________ The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.