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In that movie Saving Silverman, where Black is talking to Zahn:
Black: 'Well, I was talking to Judith, and she helped me realize I was ***,'
Zahn: 'What, you're not *** man, you're just unsuccessful with women,'
Black: 'No dude, I'm ***. She actually listened to me, unlike my friends who've ignored all the telltale signs for years.'
Zahn: 'Like what?'
Black: 'Like my obsession with Bette Midler, or my preference for track lighting, oh yeah, and the fact that I like sucking d.ick!'
Ha Ha, classic!

Miltamec Soundsquinaez

Here's another one-Along Came Polly

Ben Stiller has some kind of reason that he can't give this business proposition, so he asks his buddy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman to fill in for him:

'Ahem, ahem ahe-hem, ahe-he-he-he-hem,' and he just does it on and on for about a full minute. It's so weird, and you could tell he probably improvised a lot of that which most great comedy usually is.

Miltamec Soundsquinaez

Someone else please post an entry on this thread

Here's a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

Characters played by Jason Mewes, and Sean William Scott, are riding in a van with a bunch of hot chicks, who are pretending to go free a bunch of animals from a testing laboratory, but are actually using the guys as patsies, so they can score a diamond heist, while the guys are getting arrested. Mewes character doesn't like Scott's and he's trying to get rid of him:

Mewes to Scott: 'Let me ask you, you're in this for the fine a.ss p.ussy, right?
Scott: 'No, I'm in this cause I looooove animals, stupid.'
Mewes: 'So, you're saying you'd f.uck a sheep?'
Scott: 'What's your damage, little boy?'
Mewes: 'I think you're misunderstanding me. I mean if you were another sheep, then would you f.uck a sheep?'
Scott thinks, 'hmmmm, in that case you bet your a.ss I would.'
Mewes suddenly yells to everyone in van: 'Yo, this dude ain't one of us, he said he'd f,uck a sheep,' then throws Scott out of moving van.

heh heh. love goofy comedy

Blain

Happy Gilmore-

-Clown blocks gold ball from going in it's mouth-
Happy: I hate that f*cking clown.
Chubbs: If you can't beat the clown, how are you gunna beat Shooter McGavin?
-Happy puts-
-It goes into the clowns mouth, but then spits it out laughing-
Happy: YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
-Smashes clown with golf club-

Mr Sensitive

The remake of the Wicker Man was one big hilarious mess.

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spark10036

anybody seen Hot Fuzz-crazy ****

under

Accepted.

when there first going into the hospital and they hit the ceiling and the dead body comes down and the kid screams like a girl.

amazing!

tkpb938

Go Shitheads!!

Miltamec Soundsquinaez

heh, and later in the movie:
Ferrell: Boy, that really elevated fast!
Carrell: Yeah, I killed a guy
Ferrell: Yeah, brick killed a guy, did you guys see that?
Carrell: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.
Ferrell: Uh, brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably lay low for a while, find yourself a safe haven, because you're probably wanted for murder.

something like that, and earlier Black kicks Burgundy's dog off freeway, and Ferrell calls into work in hysterics:

Ferrell: The ba man punter baster
Rudd: He punted him?
Ferrell: (incoherent)
Rudd: Slow, slow down I can't understand you
Ferrell: wait, wait, let me say something, a-ha-ha-ha-ha(breaks out into horrendous shreiks of anguish)

devilsmaster

The most funny movie i watched was Mrs. Doubt fire.Not only one scene whole movie makes me too much laugh.

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