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Old 07-13-2017, 12:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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That one Mark Walberg gets trapped on mars sucks pretty bad. Could've been cool.

7 years a slave and that Hendrix movie both sucked. How you can **** up a movie about Hendrix is pretty incredible. Malcolm X sucked. Oh my god the one where the fresh prince played Ali. Horrible.
Wait, you mean The Martian? With Matt Damon? If so then eat dog ****.
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:04 PM   #32 (permalink)
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7 years a slave....


And I thought my brain was turning to mush........
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Biopics generally suck.
I really liked Oliver Stone's film about Bush, "W.".
Josh Brolin was extremely entertaining in that role.

Like with any biopic, you probably have to take it's relation to reality with a grain of salt, but good movie all the same.
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That one Mark Walberg gets trapped on mars sucks pretty bad. Could've been cool.

[12] years a slave and that Hendrix movie both sucked. How you can **** up a movie about Hendrix is pretty incredible. Malcolm X sucked. Oh my god the one where the fresh prince played Ali. Horrible.
I haven't seen either of the bolded yet, but I love Ridley Scott movies in general and I loved Steve McQueen's "Shame", so I sure hope those two won't disappoint me.
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Old 07-13-2017, 01:20 PM   #35 (permalink)
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12 years a slave was a great movie that was shot beautifully by one of the best working directors.

The Martian did totally suck a fat one though. Matt Damon is a **** and ultimately the movie was flat, unfunny comedy with a few moments of mediocre drama thrown in.
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12 years a slave was a great movie that was shot beautifully by one of the best working directors.

The Martian did totally suck a fat one though. Matt Damon is a **** and ultimately the movie was flat, unfunny comedy with a few moments of mediocre drama thrown in.
Man I will fight you over The Martian. I will watch Matt Damon survive on Mars as long as he will let me.
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Man I will fight you over The Martian. I will watch Matt Damon survive on Mars as long as he will let me.
that doesn't make the movie any less ****ty. some of the dialogue genuinely made me want to vomit on my popcorn.
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Man I will fight you over The Martian.
And you can tag team me when you get tired. One of the best movie adaptions of an amazing novel I've ever seen. I looked forward to the movie with sceptisism, but it 110% delivered the goods. Even better than I'd hoped.

"In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the **** out of this."

"They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially colonized it. So, technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!"

"Mars will come to fear my botany powers."

"I am definitely gonna die up here if I have to listen to any more of Commander Lewis' god-awful disco music. My god commander could you have not brought something from this century. No I won't "turn the beat around", I refuse to."
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