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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 04:58 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
You guys suck if you've never heard this...

You guys suck if you've never heard this joke/story before.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 04:54 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
The new American ambassador was being entertained...

The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:40 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life (or...

Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life (or something like that)

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:32 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
Now I'm just posting (random) jokes out of...

Now I'm just posting (random) jokes out of boredom

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:20 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
I must painfully say I cannot think of any funny...

I must painfully say I cannot think of any funny jokes that some oft he ladies here might enjoy. And this is not a joke towards dumb blondes. Just stupid women.

It was the mailman's last day on...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:15 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
After the next few I gotta post some that appeal...

After the next few I gotta post some that appeal more to females cause the next few I post are gonna be a tad bit. . . . wrong in so many ways

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:07 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
One of the dirtiest (but classic) jokes I know ...

One of the dirtiest (but classic) jokes I know

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 02:03 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
I'll give the dumb blonde jokes a rest. And for...

I'll give the dumb blonde jokes a rest.
And for the record I do have a strong dislike for blondes, but just know it wasn't always so as a few years ago I was blonde for a day and I now know what it...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 01:49 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
Oh I've got tons more Q: What did the blind...

Oh I've got tons more

Q: What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she was making love to him?
A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."

Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-02-2006, 01:28 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
As you guys know I have a thing for dumb blonde...

As you guys know I have a thing for dumb blonde jokes.
here are some of the best ones I've ever heard

Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.

Q:...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc...

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-27-2006, 08:58 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
I promise this one isn't about dumb blondes. But...

I promise this one isn't about dumb blondes. But be forewarned as it is rather gross in nature.

A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-27-2006, 08:47 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
A Blonde begins to suspect that her boyfriend of...

A Blonde begins to suspect that her boyfriend of cheating on her. One night she decides to buy a gun.

The next day she skips work and decides to pay an unexpected visit to his apartment. She...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-24-2006, 03:55 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
In retaliation to the last joke Crowquill posted...

In retaliation to the last joke Crowquill posted in his first post :rolleyes: :

One beautiful Florida morning a guy was walking down the beach and noticed a bottle laying in the sand, and kicked...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-24-2006, 03:53 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
I have a rather unhealthy obsession with dumb...

I have a rather unhealthy obsession with dumb blonde jokes. (partially because I have a low tolerance for blondes for some irrational reason most likely).
Anyway here's a list of some of my favorite...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-22-2006, 11:45 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,410
Posted By Raine
^ i love dumb blonde jokes Q: What did the...

^ i love dumb blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it`s mine?"

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent blonde and Bigfoot?
A:...
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