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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 10-21-2014, 11:44 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. They're hairy and so heavy you have to...

Granted. They're hairy and so heavy you have to live with severe back pain for the rest of your life.

I wish Sweden was a herring.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 02:22 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, you're Bill Clinton and you don't have a...

Granted, you're Bill Clinton and you don't have a nose.

I wish you'd make a Café video.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 01:48 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but it cost you ten grand and it's made...

Granted, but it cost you ten grand and it's made of paper.

I wish my hair was long.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 04:32 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
You know, Transformers... now give me my beard.

You know, Transformers... now give me my beard.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2014, 04:09 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. You're Michael Bay. I wish I had a...

Granted. You're Michael Bay.

I wish I had a beard.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-30-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. You replace it with the right bumper....

Granted. You replace it with the right bumper. Now the right bumper won't work.

I wish my family's record player wasn't sh*tty
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 02:34 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, the whole forum is deleted and it's your...

Granted, the whole forum is deleted and it's your fault. An angry mob of batlords shows up at your house.

I wish I had the most neat haircut in the universe
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 02:01 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but Hitler is a born-again Christian and...

Granted, but Hitler is a born-again Christian and tries his best to act like Jesus. After having thrown so many bottles on him that he's paralyzed forevermore, you realize that he's been a pretty...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 11:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but it's filled with immortal sharks. ...

Granted, but it's filled with immortal sharks.

I wish my math exam went well
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 08:52 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. No more wishes for you. I wish I...

Granted. No more wishes for you.

I wish I wasn't such a handsome young man
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-02-2014, 06:56 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but it's fugly as hell and has a giant,...

Granted, but it's fugly as hell and has a giant, irreparable hole in the middle.

I wish there were no trolls or spammers here
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-31-2014, 10:16 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, you're a hardcore Bullet for My...

Granted, you're a hardcore Bullet for My Valentine fan.

I wish I could sing like Dio, or Glenn Danzig
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-31-2014, 04:12 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but you do not know what the hell a...

Granted, but you do not know what the hell a replicator is used for.

I wish I knew every word there was
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-27-2014, 10:23 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. They play none of their eighties stuff...

Granted. They play none of their eighties stuff and Bruce Dickinson is too drunk to show up.

I wish I had the two last LOTR books
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-27-2014, 03:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but they're not in your mouth. I...

Granted, but they're not in your mouth.

I wish I could fly like the king of the SKYYY
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-27-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a...

Granted. It only takes you to the showers in a WWII concentration camp. You can't bring anything there, either.



I wish I was a bear
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-24-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. The sky is clear of both clouds and...

Granted. The sky is clear of both clouds and ozone. You die of skin cancer. Just you.

I wish I wasn't so goddamn classy
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-24-2014, 03:36 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
If you get busy in Valhalla, are you a...

If you get busy in Valhalla, are you a necrophile? I think so.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-24-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a...

You'll be in Valhalla without your funsack for a very, very long time.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-23-2014, 08:47 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
:laughing: Everyone calls you British, which...

:laughing:
Everyone calls you British, which makes you more and more irate until your anger climaxes and you go on a Patrick Bateman-style killing spree. You then get lifetime imprisonment for mass...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-23-2014, 03:53 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted. You're tortured and executed while still...

Granted. You're tortured and executed while still young.

I wish I was better writer
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Your gravestone would read "his nutsack was...

Your gravestone would read "his nutsack was slashed off and he lay screaming for an hour".
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:58 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, you die in battle. By a sword in the...

Granted, you die in battle. By a sword in the balls. After an hour of intense pain, you bleed to death.

Also, this thread...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:37 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Easy one. Granted, but you die of AIDS. I...

Easy one. Granted, but you die of AIDS.

I wish Chad Kroeger had green hair with purple stripes
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-22-2014, 09:03 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 10,634
Posted By Isbjørn
Granted, but you go bankrupt I wish Varg...

Granted, but you go bankrupt

I wish Varg Vikernes was a nice person who liked nice things, like not murdering people
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