Corrupt A Wish

GuD · 05-30-2014, 07:40 PM

Granted.

You forget how to read.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-30-2014, 09:48 PM

There's no need for them when you have two glass eyes.

I wish I had a replicator

Isbjørn · 05-31-2014, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

There's no need for them when you have two glass eyes.

I wish I had a replicator

Granted, but you do not know what the hell a replicator is used for.

I wish I knew every word there was

The Batlord · 05-31-2014, 09:51 AM

Granted, but you can't spell.

I wish I could mosh like a hardcore kid.

Isbjørn · 05-31-2014, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Granted, but you can't spell.

I wish I could mosh like a hardcore kid.

Granted, you're a hardcore Bullet for My Valentine fan.

I wish I could sing like Dio, or Glenn Danzig

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-31-2014, 12:51 PM

You can but the only band wanting that style of singing is a Mormon boy band.

I wish I felt comfortable in my own skin.

GuD · 06-01-2014, 07:39 PM

Granted.

You're a serial killer who collects other people's skins.

I wish no one ever started the trend of popping polo shirt collars. Customer at work had that look going on. Not only that, but a backwards visor cap. This is San Francisco. Not Beverly Hills. GO HOME AND TAKE YOUR AWFULNESS WITH YOU.

**Janszoon** · 06-01-2014, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

Granted.

You're a serial killer who collects other people's skins.

I wish no one ever started the trend of popping polo shirt collars. Customer at work had that look going on. Not only that, but a backwards visor cap. This is San Francisco. Not Beverly Hills. GO HOME AND TAKE YOUR AWFULNESS WITH YOU.

Granted, but that means that the 80s never happened, which means the whole California pop punk scene you love also never happened.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

GuD · 06-01-2014, 08:11 PM

Damn dude. That one hurt.

...Granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish I was a born as a sea algae.

**Frownland** · 06-01-2014, 08:27 PM

Granted but you're poisonous and you kill a bunch of cute sea otters that were swimming around you.

I wish I had Captain Beefheart's voice.

05-30-2014, 07:40 PM	#191 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You forget how to read. I wish I didn't need glasses. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-01-2014, 07:39 PM	#197 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Granted. You're a serial killer who collects other people's skins. I wish no one ever started the trend of popping polo shirt collars. Customer at work had that look going on. Not only that, but a backwards visor cap. This is San Francisco. Not Beverly Hills. GO HOME AND TAKE YOUR AWFULNESS WITH YOU. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-01-2014, 08:11 PM	#199 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Damn dude. That one hurt. ...Granted, but you're in a coma. I wish I was a born as a sea algae. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

06-01-2014, 08:27 PM	#200 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Granted but you're poisonous and you kill a bunch of cute sea otters that were swimming around you. I wish I had Captain Beefheart's voice. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-30-2014, 09:48 PM	#192 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	There's no need for them when you have two glass eyes. I wish I had a replicator

05-31-2014, 12:51 PM	#196 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	You can but the only band wanting that style of singing is a Mormon boy band. I wish I felt comfortable in my own skin.