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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-06-2006, 10:15 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Three generals, one from the Army, another from...

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.

To prove his point,...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-06-2006, 10:10 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A black man and his son are on an airplane going...

A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean when they hear the captain's voice coming over the speakers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-06-2006, 10:08 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
An Irish daughter left her home for over 5 years....

An Irish daughter left her home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-06-2006, 10:07 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
The wife came home early to find her husband...

The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.

"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-05-2006, 02:01 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
RazorsintheNight

RazorsintheNight
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-05-2006, 01:37 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
What do snowmen do in the summertime???

What do snowmen do in the summertime???
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-13-2006, 12:59 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Your Momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits...

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter

Your Momma's so fat, when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-27-2006, 04:14 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love....

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and
gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-21-2006, 11:01 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
First-year students at Med School were receiving...

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-17-2006, 07:19 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar....

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guys...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2006, 11:47 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A...

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head
of romaine...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-10-2006, 10:54 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
What's the best part about having sex with twenty...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-10-2006, 10:52 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked...

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-27-2006, 01:04 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Why does a bride wear white??? To...

Why does a bride wear white???



To match the appliances
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-27-2006, 12:12 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Do you know how the Limbo was invented?? A...

Do you know how the Limbo was invented??

A Jew trying to get into a pay toilet
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-27-2006, 12:06 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I need more jokes. POST ONE NOW!!!!

I need more jokes. POST ONE NOW!!!!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-26-2006, 09:21 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he...

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces,...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-24-2006, 10:42 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A man and a woman are sitting at a bar having a...

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar having a drink and strike up a conversation with each other. The woman says to the man " my husband just left me because I am too kinky for him ", and the man...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-31-2005, 02:28 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
This thread needs a big BUMP. Don't tell me you...

This thread needs a big BUMP. Don't tell me you didn't hear any over the holidays
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-22-2005, 10:01 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
sorry, thats it. I will try to find something...

sorry, thats it. I will try to find something wittier for you.

How about this:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...........
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-22-2005, 09:56 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
visualize an elephant eating

visualize an elephant eating
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-22-2005, 12:45 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A man had just won the lottery and decided with...

A man had just won the lottery and decided with his new found wealth he would get himself a new penis.
He goes to the plastic surgeon's office and the surgeon asks him just how big he wants to go....
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-19-2005, 01:43 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Be sure to tip your waitress I'll be here all...

Be sure to tip your waitress
I'll be here all week
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-19-2005, 01:37 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,400
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
:pimp: An older woman walks into a tattoo shop...

:pimp: An older woman walks into a tattoo shop and wants a tattoo. The artist asks her what she wants and she pauses a moment and then replies " I would like Paul McCartney on my right thigh and John...
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