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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-15-2015, 03:34 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Don't get me wrong I'm happy to stay at home and...

Don't get me wrong I'm happy to stay at home and cook and clean and watch the kids and all that but goddamn woman. I need a social life too and the credit cards you gave me are all maxed out already....
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-30-2015, 07:28 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you say that doesn't turn you on but I...

Because you say that doesn't turn you on but I know it does and that just creeps me out, man.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-30-2015, 07:20 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you're too ****ing tall to fit in a...

Because you're too ****ing tall to fit in a package. Like goddamn bro, why you gotta be so tall.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-30-2015, 07:07 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because mailing you **** is ****ing expensive...

Because mailing you **** is ****ing expensive like god damn bro why you gotta live so far away
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-26-2015, 12:36 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Me? Dude. No. If I'm watching porn it's gonna be...

Me? Dude. No. If I'm watching porn it's gonna be some girl playing with herself or something boring like that. I save the fun stuff for the bedroom. Not mine though. Mine is... well it's in a state...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 10:18 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because I found the files you had in a hidden...

Because I found the files you had in a hidden folder on your computer and I just... Hentai, dude? Really? With characters from Family Guy? This is some 7th grade ****

also

damn dude. bringin...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 07:39 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
You're unfaithful and I just... I can't do this...

You're unfaithful and I just... I can't do this anymore. :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 07:16 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
I don't hate Florida. I just don't want some dude...

I don't hate Florida. I just don't want some dude to eat my face. Or live around so many damned pedophiles.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2015, 07:14 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
You hate california.

You hate california.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 09:11 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
this makes me :). not at your expense it just...

this makes me :). not at your expense it just makes my brain happy hearing those things
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:21 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
because your avatar makes me nervous

because your avatar makes me nervous
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:09 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
You said you like graveyards am i misreading...

You said you like graveyards
am i misreading signs orrrrrrr
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 08:00 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
well yeah... i mean, it's right there. what...

well yeah...

i mean, it's right there. what am I supposed to do, find something else?

Honestly, you too are craycray. Our marriage will not work cuz u craycray
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
because dammit, I put a note on it saying ...

because dammit, I put a note on it saying

COCAINE. NOT SUGAR. DO NOT EAT.

I mean goddamn
Do I need to be sober enough to actually write that legibly
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 07:13 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you never buy your own damned conditioner,

Because you never buy your own damned conditioner,
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 06:57 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
I'm just not totally into the undead, sorry hon

I'm just not totally into the undead, sorry hon
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 06:05 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
I wanna be cremated though. My ashes will get...

I wanna be cremated though. My ashes will get everyone burning my corpse stoned. It's gonna be tightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.


Also P_S's and I's marriage won't work because our...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-18-2015, 05:51 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because I don't want our children to have to face...

Because I don't want our children to have to face going bald in their twenties.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-16-2015, 09:06 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
oh **** that was your joke huh goddammit im...

oh **** that was your joke huh

goddammit im hella slow :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-16-2015, 09:05 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you say it's your dress but really... we...

Because you say it's your dress but really... we know who it looks better on. :p:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-16-2015, 06:13 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you're always late with your share of the...

Because you're always late with your share of the rent.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-16-2015, 12:17 AM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
because flordida sounds scary and i don't think...

because flordida sounds scary and i don't think you'd move to sf
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-08-2015, 11:45 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
You never send me flowers at work :(

You never send me flowers at work :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-08-2015, 10:34 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because, closet furry

Because, closet furry
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-07-2015, 10:10 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 36,977
Posted By GuD
Because you're too stupid to realize I've just...

Because you're too stupid to realize I've just been saying that because while uncomfortable it does actually look nice. For a mustache, anyways.
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