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Old 01-18-2015, 06:47 PM   #611 (permalink)
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Because I can hardly stand the sound of you breathing.
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:48 PM   #612 (permalink)
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Because you unplugged mybreathing machine.
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:51 PM   #613 (permalink)
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Because you're posting from the grave!
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:55 PM   #614 (permalink)
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Because your arms got tired and you only buried me 5 feet deep. Extra foot goes a loooong way.
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:57 PM   #615 (permalink)
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I'm just not totally into the undead, sorry hon
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:58 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Because you owe me package.Not the one in yer pants
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Old 01-18-2015, 07:02 PM   #617 (permalink)
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Because you're too choosy over packages and I've nothing to offer.
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Old 01-18-2015, 07:05 PM   #618 (permalink)
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Because you never offered me a dime size squirt of your conditoner
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Old 01-18-2015, 07:13 PM   #619 (permalink)
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Because you never buy your own damned conditioner,
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Old 01-18-2015, 07:21 PM   #620 (permalink)
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Because I almost ate the cocaine you left in the sugar dish.
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