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Originally Posted by Zero1986
I love anti-jokes
What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?
Whatever his name just happens to be
A horse walks into a bar
The bar man escorts it outside and calmly phones the police
Two clowns and a fire-breather walk into a bar
They order a pint each and sit down to enjoy
What did the duck say to the skunk?
Quack
Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's the police, your son has been hit by a car
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was also dead
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
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Ya I love them. It's just one of those things you love or hate.
A priest, a rabbi, a black guy, a woman with one eye, an eskimo, an Irishman with a duck under his arm, a talking horse, a blind mexican, a pregnant nun, two midgets, and a gay guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
Why did Grandpa climb the telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas?
He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs water-skiing?
I'm not sure but it certainly seems like an unlikely scenario.
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be today, my friend?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck. Also, the bartender might want to re-evaluate his social life if he considers a duck his friend, unless of course he just said it in passing. Still though, the guy is talking to a duck, so maybe his sanity is the real issue here.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that is quite a serious wound.