This is a somewhat serious thread but merely because I take sex seriously.
In all the music in all the land in all the world, which artist do you want to screw or marry?
There HAS to be a musical reason, for example, does a certain artist playing the piano seduce you with his hands which create such beautiful music or is there a singer that slips right into your soul and rips it apart in ecstasy?
My choice would be David Grohl. He's a rough looking guy but I love him for it, and what makes me choose him is his voice. Here's an example of why:
The sweat trickling down his sexy beard, one moment his voice is soft and whispery and then it leads into a raging eargasm of deep raspiness. It ends with his screaming singing it's like the climax in my panties.
NB: I just made 3 words up because English doesn't suit my needs.
Anyhow, let me know where you sit and it doesn't have to be just one artist.