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Old 03-20-2011, 11:37 PM   #3691 (permalink)
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Lesbian? Niiice.
Sorry, i'm not a lesbian.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:39 PM   #3692 (permalink)
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No, but luckily my vagina is. Glad to see others are coming out of the woodwork so I don't feel like such a freak for not ever using lube, hah.
To each their own I suppose, but I've never done it without lube myself. I just can't see it being very pleasurable, for either party involved. I personally don't find a dry hole all that inviting, as crude as that sounds.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:42 PM   #3693 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm not all that interested in the whole thing to be honest, but shit goes down in the moment as we all know.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:48 PM   #3694 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm not all that interested in the whole thing to be honest, but shit goes down in the moment as we all know.
Or in this case, it goes up...





****, that is corny.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:51 PM   #3695 (permalink)
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True, but sex jokes are easy to laugh at.
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Old 03-20-2011, 11:56 PM   #3696 (permalink)
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True, but sex jokes are easy to laugh at.
True. my company mentor before told us that he had, several times, taught foreign students. and the easiest way to catch their attention is to tell green jokes. He said sex/green jokes are is the universal language for all people who wants comedy.
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:12 AM   #3697 (permalink)
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Wait, some people use lube all the time? I don't even feel like getting in on this conversation, but this is really surprising to me. I've never known a girl that used it while sleeping with a guy when anal was not involved.
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:16 AM   #3698 (permalink)
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i used it only on one girl - KY Jelly

she was perpetually dry and has this condition cos she was drunk-raped
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:46 AM   #3699 (permalink)
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This is a somewhat serious thread but merely because I take sex seriously.

In all the music in all the land in all the world, which artist do you want to screw or marry?

There HAS to be a musical reason, for example, does a certain artist playing the piano seduce you with his hands which create such beautiful music or is there a singer that slips right into your soul and rips it apart in ecstasy?

My choice would be David Grohl. He's a rough looking guy but I love him for it, and what makes me choose him is his voice. Here's an example of why:



The sweat trickling down his sexy beard, one moment his voice is soft and whispery and then it leads into a raging eargasm of deep raspiness. It ends with his screaming singing it's like the climax in my panties.


NB: I just made 3 words up because English doesn't suit my needs.

Anyhow, let me know where you sit and it doesn't have to be just one artist.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:52 AM   #3700 (permalink)
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None whatsoever...
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