I got stopped by police once, and about half an hour previously i had an argument with my parents, broke my computer and threw my dinner at the wall, and then when i went out to cool off I found some weed on the floor, score. I hid it in my tobacco, I hadnt even had any yet but they said I looked weird, my eyes were glazed and i was unsteady on my feet my response was
"naah maaate I always look like dis"
which is true I do. They searched me, I had about 7 lighters in my pocket cos I'm always losing them, so I bought a load and put them in my pocket. They were puzzled by that. They searched the tobbaco, score, they didnt see the weed. I also had another bag of unopened tobacco. I had like 5 pens in my front pocket, and I dunno if they were joking but they said they were gonna arrest me for graffiti. I was like "Nah I'm an artist I'll go home and get my books honest i swear". I just wanted to show em to someone to be honest, one of the women police was pretty hot thought it might impress her but they said it was cool I didnt have to.
I kept putting my hands in my pockets and their tone was getting increasily aggresive "SIR- REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM YOUR POCKETS PLEASE" and they were reaching for the sticks lol, it's just habit I stand with my hands in my pockets.
Then they took out my wallet and dropped my money everywhere. Then started messing with my mp3 player. And then when i asked if they got all the money off the floor, they started sassin at me like "OHMYGAWD YES!! I GOT YOUR FRICKIN MONEY" ****s. I always get stopped I'm victimised.
Then i asked if Burger King is still open and they said they dunno. They
should know ffs "protect and serve the people" cops here are dumb. I got stopped once for watching the sunset, serious.
in the middle of a busy road after drinking