Stereo Hulk

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someonecompletelyrandom

That's for sure.

Thom Yorke

Haha no, Whitby. Gotta do something to pass the time there.

Burning Down

You should be embarrassed by your incessant trolling and promotion of your own site. Goodbye.

I know some people from there so I've heard it all!

GeddyBass2112

Another one from my days as a church musician.

It was my first BIG performance infront of the whole church, and after setting-up, we'd gone to pray and get some breakfast before the service. Anyways, I'd brought a fairly low music stand for my bass to sit in, and so that there wouldn't be any screeching noises if the cable came out, turned the volume knob right down.

Shame I forgot this when I picked my bass up to play at the start of the service. I went THREE songs before realizing that I couldn't hear myself, before looking down and realizing the volume was off.

EvilChuck

I was playing basketball on the school playground (I have no idea why, I am rubbish at basketball and prefer football [soccer]). I was lining up a three point shot, and everyone started running away. I assumed some kids behind us were throwing stuff, and carried on playing. Then I felt something on my head, something which I assumed was food or drink from the kids behind us. I turned to see that the kids behind had already gone, so I put my hand to my head to see what had hit me when I realised it was the seagulls overhead that people were running from, and one had taken a dump on my head, and it was now on my hands as well. Luckily I shave my head and it cleaned off very easily.

I didnt make the shot, for those of you who are interested in that aspect of the story.

s_k

Well that Stereo Hulk was fun.
G'bye now.

These people really have too much time on their hands.

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Thom Yorke

Not sure why this just popped into my head. It's more funny than embarassing though.

I went to see Spiderman 3 with a couple buddies (terrible movie BTW).

*SPOILER*

My friend had been resting his leg up against but like under the chair in front of him and right near the end of the movie, during the scene where Franco is dying and the whole theatre is quiet, I hear this huge crash beside me. The back of the entire chair had fallen off. I look over and my friend's reaction is priceless. He tried to move his foot and there's another huge crash. So me and my other friend are absolutely pissing ourselves laughing, and it was one of those things where we couldn't stop for the rest of the movie.

Long story short, I walked out of Spiderman 3 crying.

Eidolon

I did a backflip off the highest swingset on the playground in 8th grade when I was about 14. We had to wear uniforms. I swung about 12 ft and did the backflip, landed perfect spiderman style. The only difference was that spidermans suit was flexible and my uniform pants were cheap and proceeded to rip from the fly, down between my legs and up my butt. Thankfully I was wearing boxers