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Old 03-23-2011, 03:11 PM   #161 (permalink)
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I pissed my pants in 3rd grade gym class during this stupid game that involved standing completely still (I can't remember anything else about the game). Luckily no one saw but I spent the rest of the day with my pant legs rolled up, avoiding all human contact, so no one discovered my 'accident'. My pride died that day.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:16 PM   #162 (permalink)
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I pissed my pants in 3rd grade gym class during this stupid game that involved standing completely still (I can't remember anything else about the game). Luckily no one saw but I spent the rest of the day with my pant legs rolled up, avoiding all human contact, so no one discovered my 'accident'. My pride died that day.
lol I pissed my pants in Year 7, aged 12, maths class if I recall. I then had to wait in the queue for 10 minutes to ask to go to the toilet, I would have pissed em by then if I hadn't already. Then I "hugged" the wall on the way out, and pretended I was playing "Stealth Commando". No-one figured out I pissed myself but they thought I'd mentally cracked or something. Luckily the toilet wasn't locked or else I would have had to ask for the key from reception. Stood there for half an hour drying the crotch area of my trousers on the hand dryer. I think it was all worth it just for that. Felt good man.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:39 PM   #163 (permalink)
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There's a video somewhere of me where I'm ever so slightly inebriated. I'd been stopped by a cop and the only thing I can remember is that I kept stating my name as Neil Peart to this cop.

Shame I'm a) a bassist and b) female.
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:56 PM   #164 (permalink)
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My most embarrassing moment was when I went onstage to play a flute sonata, and forgot my music. From that day on, I have memorized everything.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:54 PM   #165 (permalink)
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I got stopped by police once, and about half an hour previously i had an argument with my parents, broke my computer and threw my dinner at the wall, and then when i went out to cool off I found some weed on the floor, score. I hid it in my tobacco, I hadnt even had any yet but they said I looked weird, my eyes were glazed and i was unsteady on my feet my response was

"naah maaate I always look like dis"

which is true I do. They searched me, I had about 7 lighters in my pocket cos I'm always losing them, so I bought a load and put them in my pocket. They were puzzled by that. They searched the tobbaco, score, they didnt see the weed. I also had another bag of unopened tobacco. I had like 5 pens in my front pocket, and I dunno if they were joking but they said they were gonna arrest me for graffiti. I was like "Nah I'm an artist I'll go home and get my books honest i swear". I just wanted to show em to someone to be honest, one of the women police was pretty hot thought it might impress her but they said it was cool I didnt have to.

I kept putting my hands in my pockets and their tone was getting increasily aggresive "SIR- REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM YOUR POCKETS PLEASE" and they were reaching for the sticks lol, it's just habit I stand with my hands in my pockets.

Then they took out my wallet and dropped my money everywhere. Then started messing with my mp3 player. And then when i asked if they got all the money off the floor, they started sassin at me like "OHMYGAWD YES!! I GOT YOUR FRICKIN MONEY" ****s. I always get stopped I'm victimised.

Then i asked if Burger King is still open and they said they dunno. They should know ffs "protect and serve the people" cops here are dumb. I got stopped once for watching the sunset, serious.

in the middle of a busy road after drinking
Awww....crukster, lol. I don't know what is funnier: the seven lighters or five pens in your pocket, wanting to show the police your sketch books 'just to show someone' (lmao), your discontent with the cops not knowing if Burger King was still open, or getting stopped for watching the sunset...in the middle of a busy road after drinking

Seriously...funny stuff.
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Old 03-24-2011, 06:08 PM   #166 (permalink)
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Funny burger king-related story. I was in there once with my girlfriend at the time and her 5/6/7/Idont****ingknow year old cousin. We were walking up the stairs to sit on the upper floor, when my girlfriend, somehow, managed to fall UP them holding a full tray of food. Takes a special person to manage that. I would have just stood there and laughed, if it wasnt for the fact the sloppy burger and coke she had dropped started falling down the stairs, and me having the misfortune of being behind her came into full contact with it. It all hit me so quick I didnt have time to alter my step, so I too fell UP the stairs (also holding a tray of food, you can probably imagine where that went) after sliding on a piece of soggy burger. Worst part was, as I fell I instictively grabbed her little cousin, who then proceeded in falling onto my girlfriend and crying his eyes out. We were about 7 steps down from the top floor, so various people could see the carnage. Those who couldnt see would have just heard a crash, followed by swearing, followed by crying. The little guy wouldnt stop wailing after that, and I had to walk around listening to him whilst nursing a gashed shin and clothing covered in Burger King. AND somebody had the cheek to ask me if I wanted his leftover chips once I'd finally managed to get up.

Genuinely one of the worst hours of my life.
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Old 03-24-2011, 06:50 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Funny burger king-related story. I was in there once with my girlfriend at the time and her 5/6/7/Idont****ingknow year old cousin. We were walking up the stairs to sit on the upper floor, when my girlfriend, somehow, managed to fall UP them holding a full tray of food. Takes a special person to manage that. I would have just stood there and laughed, if it wasnt for the fact the sloppy burger and coke she had dropped started falling down the stairs, and me having the misfortune of being behind her came into full contact with it. It all hit me so quick I didnt have time to alter my step, so I too fell UP the stairs (also holding a tray of food, you can probably imagine where that went) after sliding on a piece of soggy burger. Worst part was, as I fell I instictively grabbed her little cousin, who then proceeded in falling onto my girlfriend and crying his eyes out. We were about 7 steps down from the top floor, so various people could see the carnage. Those who couldnt see would have just heard a crash, followed by swearing, followed by crying. The little guy wouldnt stop wailing after that, and I had to walk around listening to him whilst nursing a gashed shin and clothing covered in Burger King. AND somebody had the cheek to ask me if I wanted his leftover chips once I'd finally managed to get up.

Genuinely one of the worst hours of my life.
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Old 03-24-2011, 07:02 PM   #168 (permalink)
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lmao burger king dominoes

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Awww....crukster, lol. I don't know what is funnier: the seven lighters or five pens in your pocket, wanting to show the police your sketch books 'just to show someone' (lmao), your discontent with the cops not knowing if Burger King was still open, or getting stopped for watching the sunset...in the middle of a busy road after drinking

Seriously...funny stuff.
lol true story as well I swear
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:21 AM   #169 (permalink)
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Funny/humiliating thing happened to my brother and his friends when they were in high school. They were going to egg their high school late one friday night so they all gathered outside it. They were still waiting on one of their friends that actually had the eggs though. So eventually a cop drove up and started questioning them what they were doing and they just gave a bunch of excuses. While he was doing that their friend (he's this huge bloke that basically looks like a big idiot) comes out of the bushes with a few cartons of eggs. Funny thing was that the cop had a good sense of humour and said something along the lines of, "A little bit early for breakfast, isn't it?"
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Funny/humiliating thing happened to my brother and his friends when they were in high school. They were going to egg their high school late one friday night so they all gathered outside it. They were still waiting on one of their friends that actually had the eggs though. So eventually a cop drove up and started questioning them what they were doing and they just gave a bunch of excuses. While he was doing that their friend (he's this huge bloke that basically looks like a big idiot) comes out of the bushes with a few cartons of eggs. Funny thing was that the cop had a good sense of humour and said something along the lines of, "A little bit early for breakfast, isn't it?"
Heh, reminds me of my own friends. Couple years back over spring break (keep in mind they are like 20 years old), they decided to hang out with this other circle of friends. And they took two vehicles, like 10 people in total and went throwing dozens of eggs at houses and cars. someone got their license plates and the cops came to their houses the next day and they got in trouble. Oh yeah, they smashed mailboxes with baseball bats too. I think everyone got like a $200 fine and 200 hours community service or something. And their names in the newspaper police report. Pretty humiliating for a group of 20 year olds on spring break.

I never did that sort of stuff even when i was much younger, seemed so stupid
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