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Old 03-27-2011, 04:46 AM   #3827 (permalink)
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haha ah man good example of bros before hos, you didn't let your friend get stuck with the bison.
a real wing man would have taken one for the team no matter what. I have a friend named Shield and he has covered for me numerous times and covered some downright awful grenades.


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I've been lifting and working out a lot and getting my body in solid shape for the first time in years so I'm naturally appealing to more girls. I don't have any sophistication about me and I dress like a homeless man from the 90s so I don't know how I will ever get to bang a MILF... but goddamnit that is my goal. We all have dreams.
That was more than just a MILF that approached you. It was a cougar and for that to happen again, well you just have to wait and see type of thing. Cougars don't want to be approached they do the hitting on you/approaching. So, if you already have a cougar going after you, you don't have to change much of anything.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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You're a terrible dictionary.
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