The Sexual Experience Thread

[MoonlitSunshine]

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On the subject of period sex, I don't really see any problems with it myself. It's not as fun as the blood tends to deaden the sensation, but so long as you put down a towel before there're no mess problems, and the blood washes out pretty easily...

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Thanks bb, I will check that for next time. It's a possibility I ignored that section. Typical female.

[Schranz bass]

I lost my virginity to my babysitter

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Dirty

I can't be certain but there's a good chance I lost my virginity while T-Pain's Buy U A Drank was playing in the background. I was in a field behind some tents and I was hammered.

I'll bet you were! *snicker*

[crukster]

This is not really sexual expereince more like failure but eh failures is experience too I suppose, this is the best place for it

When I was in Turkey last year, me and my brother used to go to the beach, and every day there were these 2 really hot milfs that used to come and lay in front of us. I well wanted to go for it, but I was in baw self-indulgent misery mode the whole time because of **** from the year before. So I just used to sit doing a psycho stare out to sea pretending I was a shark man and watching in case anyone starting drowning or something so I could save them.

Loads of opportunities I let pass by, my other brother and his friend were with us a few times, and they were ****ing around throing sand, and it hit the ladies once, that was an opportunity to be all smooth like "KIDS EH??". Just sat there though. Another time I went out to swim and one of them followed me all the way out, we swum like a few miles out. I could tell there was like tension on the air, I wanted to say something, she wanted to say something, but I just kept swimming. That's what I do, keep swimming.

Sucks man I hate self-hatred. I heard them talking about us once as well, the lady who was swimming near me was like saying to her friend all quiet "I like the guy with the dark eyebrows" (thats me) and the other one was like " he seems weird" and then the first woman said something, and I thought

oh **** man. She actually gets me as well. That would have been an awesome holiday. I feel bad for my bro as well, bros are supposed to be wingmans help each other out, he didnt get any either. What would I have lost by going for it, seriously?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by crukster

This is not really sexual expereince more like failure but eh failures is experience too I suppose, this is the best place for it

When I was in Turkey last year, me and my brother used to go to the beach, and every day there were these 2 really hot milfs that used to come and lay in front of us. I well wanted to go for it, but I was in baw self-indulgent misery mode the whole time because of **** from the year before. So I just used to sit doing a psycho stare out to sea pretending I was a shark man and watching in case anyone starting drowning or something so I could save them.

Loads of opportunities I let pass by, my other brother and his friend were with us a few times, and they were ****ing around throing sand, and it hit the ladies once, that was an opportunity to be all smooth like "KIDS EH??". Just sat there though. Another time I went out to swim and one of them followed me all the way out, we swum like a few miles out. I could tell there was like tension on the air, I wanted to say something, she wanted to say something, but I just kept swimming. That's what I do, keep swimming.

Sucks man I hate self-hatred. I heard them talking about us once as well, the lady who was swimming near me was like saying to her friend all quiet "I like the guy with the dark eyebrows" (thats me) and the other one was like " he seems weird" and then the first woman said something, and I thought

oh **** man. She actually gets me as well. That would have been an awesome holiday. I feel bad for my bro as well, bros are supposed to be wingmans help each other out, he didnt get any either. What would I have lost by going for it, seriously?

That sucks man. Just use it to remind yourself that a MILF thought you were hot whenever you're thinking that no one wants to date you.

[Dirty]

Reminds me of my own near experience with a MILF.

I went to my hometown this summer when I had a few days off from work. I met up with this kid who is basically my step brother (his mom dated my dad for years before they split and we remained close). We went to this particular bar which used to be an older crowd (drunk horny 40-50 year old women, redneck guys in their 40s and also a good mix of wannabe tough guy dropouts and skanky girls who never did anything after high school). The past couple years the bar expanded and with the help of cover bands drew in a younger crowd so we decided to go out and check out the one popular band that was playing and have some beers. We were sitting at the outside bar on the patio just bullshitting about sports and whatnot, when I felt the presence of a possible MILF.

She was kinda hovering behind us at the bar, hanging around and waiting to make conversation. She looked early 40s, blonde, huge tits, and had one of those bodies and faces that you could tell used to be really attractive in her youth but was now worn down due to age and excessive slutting around. I made small talk and she started ranting/bragging about how much money she makes and how she has an awesome job and blah blah. And some stuff about her ex and how he couldn't pleasure her and they broke up. It became apparent she was into me and i think she realized I only had a few beers and was planning on driving so she mentioned how she would need a ride to her place later. We chatted it up for a good 20 minutes or so and my friend was kinda awkwardly drinking beers alone while we talked. So she said "Let me get my friend Katie, shes really cute." She motioned across the patio and a hippopotamus, bison of a woman comes waddling toward us. Minimum 8 thousand pounds. Before she got to us I gave her a "you know we gotta get goin soon, i need to go grab my buddies inside" and never saw her again. I forget her name now, but I told some people the next day that this milf was chatting me up and everyone was like "Ohhhhhh shit she gets around, everyone in this county has hit that."

So yeah, that's all i got for MILF encounters. Hopefully more succesful ones to come

[crukster]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

That sucks man. Just use it to remind yourself that a MILF thought you were hot whenever you're thinking that no one wants to date you.

true man. It's pretty cool for that alone, I just rage that I didn't go for it. I think the rage might push me to go for it more in future though.

Originally Posted by Dirty

So she said "Let me get my friend Katie, shes really cute." She motioned across the patio and a hippopotamus, bison of a woman comes waddling toward us. Minimum 8 thousand pounds

haha ah man good example of bros before hos, you didn't let your friend get stuck with the bison.

Originally Posted by Dirty

She looked early 40s, blonde, huge tits, and had one of those bodies and faces that you could tell used to be really attractive in her youth but was now worn down due to age and excessive slutting around.

Oh yes, I know the type I 've got a good mental image here

[Dirty]

Heh I doubt I would have went through with going back with her anyways. I was a bit intimidated, I've never had a woman that much older hit on me. And she was the aggressive type, she jumped right into sexual conversation after a few minutes. The funny thing is, my friend is a skinny, tall, kinda nerdy guy with glasses but he always goes for fat chicks. Like all my friends know it, he freely admits he loves the big women. I think it's really he isn't confident enough to get anyone else lol, but he hung out with a girl for awhile he had to be 300 pounds and his girlfriend now has him by about 100 pounds I'd say. But this girl was too big even for him, she was mammoth. So I pulled the plug on that situation. But I still hope to bang a older woman someday. I've been lifting and working out a lot and getting my body in solid shape for the first time in years so I'm naturally appealing to more girls. I don't have any sophistication about me and I dress like a homeless man from the 90s so I don't know how I will ever get to bang a MILF... but goddamnit that is my goal. We all have dreams.

[Howard the Duck]

i never saw the appeal of MILFs in my youth but with my advancing age, they're looking more attractive to me

i would definitely go for a threesome with the two MILFs running the CD store near my office