Originally Posted by Il Duce

i got a good Chinese joke

a Malaysian Chinese old couple wanted to put an ad in a mainland Chinese newspaper for marriage for their son, Ta Niu

to balance it out, they thought about putting in a flaw of their son, so they put:-

"Ta Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Ta Niu is a bit lazy)

of course being Malaysian Chinese, they read from left to right, so the order is left to right

the next day, there was a long line in front of the house, of women

the couple asked "why is there such an overwhelming response?"

one of the girls said "your ad said "lan jiao bi niu ta"" (dick is bigger than a bull's)

China Chinese read from right to left