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Old 05-12-2011, 07:20 AM   #15911 (permalink)
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i got a good Chinese joke

a Malaysian Chinese old couple wanted to put an ad in a mainland Chinese newspaper for marriage for their son, Ta Niu

to balance it out, they thought about putting in a flaw of their son, so they put:-

"Ta Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Ta Niu is a bit lazy)

of course being Malaysian Chinese, they read from left to right, so the order is left to right

the next day, there was a long line in front of the house, of women

the couple asked "why is there such an overwhelming response?"

one of the girls said "your ad said "lan jiao bi niu ta"" (dick is bigger than a bull's)

China Chinese read from right to left
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:36 AM   #15912 (permalink)
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Hah,The ancient Chinese is written on bamboo,and they read from right to left,but now we read from left to right=)


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i got a good Chinese joke

a Malaysian Chinese old couple wanted to put an ad in a mainland Chinese newspaper for marriage for their son, Ta Niu

to balance it out, they thought about putting in a flaw of their son, so they put:-

"Ta Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Ta Niu is a bit lazy)

of course being Malaysian Chinese, they read from left to right, so the order is left to right

the next day, there was a long line in front of the house, of women

the couple asked "why is there such an overwhelming response?"

one of the girls said "your ad said "lan jiao bi niu ta"" (dick is bigger than a bull's)

China Chinese read from right to left
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:55 AM   #15913 (permalink)
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very old joke then

back on-topic - pretty boring day for me

revisiting Johnny Cash's American Recordings IV and V cos just got I to III and resparked my interest

a bit too "Americana" for me, really, and the latter half of V really drags on and on - can't he inject some levity during his death throes, like a cover of "If There's a Hell Below (We all Gonna Go)" or something - why must death be so solemn and sombre?
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:56 AM   #15914 (permalink)
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Let's see if the google translator works well:
Ik spreek Nederlands,does it make sense?
Works fine with simple sentences
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:08 AM   #15915 (permalink)
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revisiting Johnny Cash's American Recordings IV
His cover of Nine Inch Nail's "Hurt" is immensely powerful on that album.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:13 PM   #15916 (permalink)
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he's fine

still, don't ask how I know
I'm guessing online video games? (oh, I'm not suppose to ask)
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:03 PM   #15917 (permalink)
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I'm guessing online video games? (oh, I'm not suppose to ask)
you can PM me how to contact him

if I put on here how I talk to him, it might get complicated
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today I quzzer wuz er got high
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:54 PM   #15919 (permalink)
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I spent my day in vain trying to obtain Pro Bono legal representation for my upcoming divorce
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:01 PM   #15920 (permalink)
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you can PM me how to contact him

if I put on here how I talk to him, it might get complicated
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“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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