Originally Posted by oojay

--I thought that to become a professional sports player, all you had to do was go sign up and they'd let you play (just like little league).

--I thought that professional wrestling was completely real.

--I thought that alcohol would taste amazing. Since so many adults were hooked on it, that clearly had to be the reason.

--I thought that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer below my neighborhood, and that leaving a Dominoe's Pizza by the curb might make them come out.