Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

Freebase Dali · 06-30-2011, 12:09 PM

I thought there was a real apple in men's throats.

I thought, someday, I would be able to shoot energy balls from my hands, and would try very hard to achieve this.

I thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant.

I thought bowl cuts and rat tails were the absolute tits.

I learned the other day that none of this is true.

LoathsomePete · 06-30-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Hahaha, I think that's the cutest thing I've ever heard.

It's funny how often cute and stupid go hand-in-hand. They might not live in the same apartment, but definitely on the same block.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant.

I must confess, I thought this too

~~Farfisa~~ · 06-30-2011, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

It's funny how often cute and stupid go hand-in-hand. They might not live in the same apartment, but definitely on the same block.

I must confess, I thought this too

as did I.

WWWP · 06-30-2011, 12:38 PM

Up until high school I thought I was autistic and that for some reason my parents weren't telling me. Then on a recent visit to my hometown I realized I developed this idea because from the time I was very young whenever my grandmother talked about or introduced me to someone she would always say "This is my artistic granddaughter." She has a really strong Pennsylvanian accent though so artistic sounds like ah-tistic. I lost many nights of sleep throughout my childhood puzzling over why my parents would keep it from me.

**Janszoon** · 06-30-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Up until high school I thought I was autistic and that for some reason my parents weren't telling me. Then on a recent visit to my hometown I realized I developed this idea because from the time I was very young whenever my grandmother talked about or introduced me to someone she would always say "This is my artistic granddaughter." She has a really strong Pennsylvanian accent though so artistic sounds like ah-tistic. I lost many nights of sleep throughout my childhood puzzling over why my parents would keep it from me.

Freebase Dali · 06-30-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

It's funny how often cute and stupid go hand-in-hand. They might not live in the same apartment, but definitely on the same block.

I must confess, I thought this too

You're back!
Permanently, I hope.

Heh, yea around the same time that I thought you peed in a girl to get her pregnant, I thought my sack was where pee came from... and it always puzzled me why it didn't deflate after a piss.

Queen Boo · 06-30-2011, 12:47 PM

I thought sex was just naked kissing.
I found broken glass on the playground and thought that it was valuable so I brought it home only to have my mother yell at me.
I thought penises were bright pink.

ThePhanastasio · 06-30-2011, 01:04 PM

- I thought Santa Claus was God.
- I thought that the steel factory just outside of my city was where clouds were made.
- I thought Dumbledore was waiting for me to master an English accent so he could accept me into Hogwarts.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-30-2011, 01:22 PM

--I thought that to become a professional sports player, all you had to do was go sign up and they'd let you play (just like little league).

--I thought that professional wrestling was completely real.

--I thought that alcohol would taste amazing. Since so many adults were hooked on it, that clearly had to be the reason.

--I thought that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer below my neighborhood, and that leaving a Dominoe's Pizza by the curb might make them come out.

Freebase Dali · 06-30-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

--I thought that to become a professional sports player, all you had to do was go sign up and they'd let you play (just like little league).

--I thought that professional wrestling was completely real.

--I thought that alcohol would taste amazing. Since so many adults were hooked on it, that clearly had to be the reason.

--I thought that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in the sewer below my neighborhood, and that leaving a Dominoe's Pizza by the curb might make them come out.

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