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Old 07-19-2011, 11:12 AM   #47 (permalink)
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(6) Give her a few extra seconds to make your sandwich before you beat the shit out of her.
Are you sure that is wise to leave a person, who has a grudge against you, alone in the kitchen with knives and rat poison/toxic cleaners readily available in the cupboards as she is making a sandwich for you?? Aren't you at all worried she'll get a little "creative" with the fixings?

(7) Make your own bloody sandwiches.
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