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Originally Posted by Il Duce
was trying to take a nap just now
was half-asleep and thinking about oojay, for some reason
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Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
I don't get women. My ex-wife and I get a divorce. Now she texts and calls me more than she did when we were married. She texts me in the middle of the night and asks "
Do you still love me?" "
You promised that you would love me no matter what." What the f*ck kind of response am I expected to give? Jesus.