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Freebase Dali · 07-29-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

A few minutes ago, I sat and watched my husband and his friend discuss how to turn a anti-tank rocket launcher into a bong. Then my husband tried to sell his friend the rocket launcher for a few bucks.

I don't even know anymore...

Sounds like my kind of party.

Howard the Duck · 07-29-2011, 07:43 PM

just woke up, it's nearly 10 am

pretty strange for a Saturday

chipper · 07-29-2011, 11:12 PM

i was hitting on a girl and it was going good... i asked for her name and i gave her mine... then she called her dog - Chipper.

this is not the first time I have shared my name animals. f*** it.

Howard the Duck · 07-30-2011, 01:08 AM

was trying to take a nap just now

was half-asleep and thinking about oojay, for some reason

Flyingpig437 · 07-30-2011, 01:42 AM

I did something I've been wanting to do for a while last night but keep forgetting. Made a video of myself drunk. I wasn't all that drunk, I mean I managed to cook a pizza, although it need 2 attempts and I only remembered to do it after I'd got into bed. A/w I'm going to look at the results. Anyone wanting to see the results will probably have to have a virgina and an easy way of going about things.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-30-2011, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

was trying to take a nap just now

was half-asleep and thinking about oojay, for some reason

Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

I don't get women. My ex-wife and I get a divorce. Now she texts and calls me more than she did when we were married. She texts me in the middle of the night and asks "Do you still love me?" "You promised that you would love me no matter what." What the f*ck kind of response am I expected to give? Jesus.

FETCHER. · 07-30-2011, 10:45 AM

She's playing mind games or something man. I hate women, were all cunts.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-30-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I don't get women. My ex-wife and I get a divorce. Now she texts and calls me more than she did when we were married. She texts me in the middle of the night and asks "Do you still love me?" "You promised that you would love me no matter what." What the f*ck kind of response am I expected to give? Jesus.

It's because now that you are divorced she's just realised that she's lost her hold over you and she has nobody to blame anymore, so she's playing the I still love you card to continue having some kind of power over you.

Just tell her to **** off and say that you've moved on or she'll be pulling this shit for years to get what she wants from you.

TockTockTock · 07-30-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

It's because now that you are divorced she's just realised that she's lost her hold over you and she has nobody to blame anymore, so she's playing the I still love you card to continue having some kind of power over you.

Just tell her to **** off and say that you've moved on or she'll be pulling this shit for years to get what she wants from you.

Well, if you want to assume the worst in people, then I suppose you could come to that conclusion. I mean, it's definitely possible, but... maybe she just regrets the divorce? Maybe she's lonely? We can't really know for sure unless Oojay asks her. However, even if he does... it's not really any of our business.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-30-2011, 05:17 PM

I agree, I'd love to be able to see the best in people, and maybe she is genuine.

But playing hardball with her for a while to see what she really wants does no harm, especially in the circumstances.

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chipper Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: LA, Ca Posts: 179	i was hitting on a girl and it was going good... i asked for her name and i gave her mine... then she called her dog - Chipper. this is not the first time I have shared my name animals. f*** it. __________________ real love letters to exes

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Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	I did something I've been wanting to do for a while last night but keep forgetting. Made a video of myself drunk. I wasn't all that drunk, I mean I managed to cook a pizza, although it need 2 attempts and I only remembered to do it after I'd got into bed. A/w I'm going to look at the results. Anyone wanting to see the results will probably have to have a virgina and an easy way of going about things. __________________ Proper music for proper people!!!

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I agree, I'd love to be able to see the best in people, and maybe she is genuine. But playing hardball with her for a while to see what she really wants does no harm, especially in the circumstances. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.