Urban Hat€monger ?

I think I've accidentally triggered the feelings of lust in this alcoholic old woman I work with.

It's lunchtime and I'm stressed out & desperate for a cigarette but I don't have any. So I see this woman lighting one up so I go up to her, put my arm around her and give her my best smile. She smiles back and gives me one so I give her a little hug & walk off to have my cigarette.

Later on just before I'm about to go on my afternoon tea break I go to my desk & find a cigarette sitting there. I look up & this woman is standing there with a big smile on her face.

I decided against hugging her that time and just thanked her nicely.

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