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That is fckng hilarious. That is the extent of my posts. blah blah blah

I am a blahger. Don't listen to a word I say. I am a dumb*as hillbilly who married his sister. I broke my arm once, because, I fell out of a tree raking leaves.

I mean Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off, who was left? I said repeat! Pete and repeat were sitting on a fence, Pete fell off, who was left? I said repeat!.....blah blah blah

My wife, my sister left me. The judge ask her why. She said, 'he's always picking his nose, and, never lets me get on top, when we are fornicating.
So, I told the judge what my daddy always told me.

"Boy, always keep your nose clean, and don't f*ck up!

But, I do have something that is long and hard on me.

4th grade.

Now, if that ain't funny, then I can't help you anymore. When you asked to be more concise, I wonder. Does humor have to be concise? Or, just kind of funny?

The rants have stopped. I am out of the bickering business, from now on.

It is wrong, and, I am as guilty as sh*t. Even as my intentions were not malicious. Judge Judas, just disrobed.

Do you understand any of this? Because, if you don't. Wow. That's all I will say.

peace to you brother. I do mean that seriously.


Now for the song. I forgot to listen to yours. Copy, backspace, listen, and forward space

Now, could you be more concise? It sounded like it might be very lyrically concise, and a strong message. But, I could hear a word of it

I am lying. I did hear 'apocalypse'.

Who is it, or post the lyrics. I would like to hear them, but, I can't so I need to read.

Relax urban. I'm a nutcase, who just quit the trying to wake people up business. It doesn't pay anything, and, the working conditions always suck for canal water. I'm tired of playing the bad guy. I just want us all to win baby. But, no one likes this game. It's football, whether by foot or the dum*as* game we don't call soccer.

We kick for three points. We throw, run, and carry a ball for six points. And, then kick for one point. And, that is football my friend

American style. And, we rule the world. Ask God. Or, J....us. They are right-wing conservative capitalist supporters, who hate socialism, or equality, or equal justice, and woman's rights. And, they can't stand anyone who doesn't agree with the tea party. And, evidently, they need a lot of money to do them mighty works for our salvation!

That's Love. American Style.

Do you understand that?

If that is not funny, please, buy a sense of humor? I'll loan you the quarter.

I just changed my direction, but, not for any different reason. If I can't get you to Love, I'll just try to get you to laugh. They are both happy times.

peace dude. It's all in the name of Love and Peace. I was so guilty of the same thing I was accusing others to be, I just don't want to do it anymore. I knew I was, and, I didn't like it one bit.

I don't need to anymore. If so, then I deserve everything I get in return.

I am not an as*hole. Or, weird. I just played one on the www. And, I didn't have to. So, I stopped today. It's up to everyone to choose Faith or a return trip to the Hotel California. It always has been. And, I am a has been. So,

Ah man that has to be funny. If it isn't, please tell me. I am not a happy guy. I just enjoy humor to calm the pain. Just like most comedians.

I am recommending to everyone the mighty salami. He is a worthy mutha. And, he has serious skills Even as some of you think he comes on kinda strong. He is strong, and one of the nicest Euros I have had the pleasure to meet. And, he bashed me to bits a couple times. And, then apologized when I felt offended. What an a hole.

And, pedestrian. He is one witty sarcastic mutha.

Necro is from Ohio. And, everyone from Ohio is alrighto. But, if you really think that fool's overture is about WWII, uh....okay. I would bet you all the dead people you talk to, that you are mistaken

Blastergaster - That dude wants the Truth, and he'll get it someday. And, not the hard way, which is a smack attack, leaving folks wishing it was a big mac attack.

Jaywalker. Never had a issue, but, I've read his posts, and he has some knowledge, and seems to not be rancorous. Don't know him, but, I like him. And, he's not really even my enemy. I don't think he likes ska punk. I don't care for ska punk either. It is too redundant.

Urban? I don't how I could confuse you with idiot humor. And, a really ironic parody, that tells it like it is, not isn't, like Dylan. Bob's a dreamer.
Ryan Harvey is a realist. Bur, Urban is a hate monger, and I hate mongers too. So, even as it goes, he/she will evolve musically Into a primal mating caller, like all the artists are reaching out for physically fit chicks.

How confusing can that be? Everything else I thought to laugh. So should you. Because, I am funny, if not crazy. I have always been told I should have been a comedian.

So, it's not me talking. It's the pub, or the booze, or the vicodin, zanax, or ambien. But, not weed or lsd. I have no friends, or know anyone who sells weed anymore. I always copped from my brother. He died, and is no longer able to cultivate.

SOB! You want to talk about a J.... freak, he would kick your ass if you said anything about his beliefs.

Toughest 5'4" dude you would ever mess with. He never kicked mine. We always fought to a draw.

So, if you really wanna fight. I'll give you my address, and, then kick your ass!

Who else?

Duce.....He is beautiful man. I mean an 11. Wow. My wet dream.

Charlemagne - I don't think she hangs, but, she is sweet.

Lucifer sam - at least he knows who he worships. He is closer to the Truth than most other religious folk. Except the mightiest salami.

I am leaving out the people I may not have good feelings towards, so, if you know me, and, I left you out. You'll know why. Unless, I forget, and i do forget. I am not really 11 yrs old. I am freaking ancient of days.

Siriusb Luciferian. He or she at least gets it. Smart too.

Mr Rubato. He/She doesn't offend anyone I don't think. Not me. And, everyone has taken shots at me, minus a few. Like Mr Rubato

starry night. Undeserving of the smack.

Moonlitsunshine. I am a troll. And, you are indeed intelligent.

duga at least saw the humor in all that rancor.

mr dave. and I ramble? I couldn't finish his posts! No offense, you are alright. Confusion is not your epitaph

I've left some out, but, that doesn't mean anything, unless it means something to you.

Look at how me and mighty went at it. And, then ask him if I am an a*shole.

I Love the dude man. One of the nicest people I've met from a certain area.

I'm done with the rants folks. I will hitherto attempt to make you laugh, not irritated. I am childish in my sarcasm. So, take it that way. It's funnier when you don't take it sirius.

And, my farts duga stink!

Finally, I not only do not want to an American Idiot.





peace

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