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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio
Oh, no, my cousin isn't the recovering alcoholic; I was with a close friend who is, and sent my cousin to buy the beer for me so I'd not have to do so in front of my friend and potentially make him uncomfortable.
My cousin asked me if I would give him a few beers as compensation for sending him out, and I said, "Sure."
He then proceeded to be a total douche and drink all 12 of them, ultimately falling asleep on my couch watching Netflix.
For the record, I was gone for less than two hours. He says he'll pay me back next week when he gets paid, but I'm not holding my breath.
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Dude, you should totally pee in his breakfast cereal. That kind of **** can't go unpunished or he'll just do it again. You should dress up as his girlfriend and give him better head than she can. It's not gay incest if it's funny.