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Old 02-09-2012, 09:44 AM   #9481 (permalink)
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Oh, no, my cousin isn't the recovering alcoholic; I was with a close friend who is, and sent my cousin to buy the beer for me so I'd not have to do so in front of my friend and potentially make him uncomfortable.

My cousin asked me if I would give him a few beers as compensation for sending him out, and I said, "Sure."

He then proceeded to be a total douche and drink all 12 of them, ultimately falling asleep on my couch watching Netflix.

For the record, I was gone for less than two hours. He says he'll pay me back next week when he gets paid, but I'm not holding my breath.
Dude, you should totally pee in his breakfast cereal. That kind of **** can't go unpunished or he'll just do it again. You should dress up as his girlfriend and give him better head than she can. It's not gay incest if it's funny.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #9482 (permalink)
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Dude, you should totally pee in his breakfast cereal. That kind of **** can't go unpunished or he'll just do it again. You should dress up as his girlfriend and give him better head than she can. It's not gay incest if it's funny.
Yeah that will show him. I'd recommend not giving him money to buy you beer again. Seems like sound advice.
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Old 02-09-2012, 11:13 AM   #9483 (permalink)
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Yeah that will show him. I'd recommend not giving him money to buy you beer again. Seems like sound advice.
Or put anthrax on the money, and then give it to him.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:19 PM   #9484 (permalink)
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I was lurking /b/, and I found a thread that said "tell 'her' she's beautiful, post responses." So, I did. She responded, "thank you Tim ", which is fantastic. But then long story short she said to be "careful" because her boyfriend would get mad at her. For a text. I sent her. She has a history of dating assholes. Probably an asshole. It's why I stopped ever trying to go out with her. It's just sad.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:28 PM   #9485 (permalink)
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Fuck US Metal Festivals, I want to move to France.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:31 PM   #9486 (permalink)
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Just bought plane tickets and a hotel room in France. Now I'm broke and can't afford tickets.
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Old 02-10-2012, 01:50 AM   #9487 (permalink)
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Have a funeral today, this will be awful .
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:15 AM   #9488 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2012, 07:19 AM   #9489 (permalink)
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actually felt like I was going to turn into the Incredible Hulk just now, because of work stress
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:02 AM   #9490 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to hear that. Was it someone close to you?
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