Lmao this is a good spot to tell my latest poo story.....
After like a week of painkillers and cheese, I hadnt pooped in many days... so on like the fourth day, I was in down dog and suddenly had to poo, I think I loosened one of my bandas too much. Anyways, I was stuck on the toilet for four hours and only pooped one tiny thing. I was getting tired of it, and if you know my other poo story, it was the same deal. It felt like it was too large, and I'm like wtf this can't be right, I mean if a dong can get in there, why cant this poop come out???? Then I'm thinking well ****, it got there because of lubrication! So I get a bottle of baby oil, and soaked q tips in it, as well as putting it in the backdoor. It felt a little awkward but ffs four hours on the toilet idegaf. Two minutes later I pooped. Unfortunately only boyfriend gets my poo genius.
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