The discuss your poo deposits thread

[iluvwubs]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I can't just have a sex thread without this.

I guess i'm the only one who heard "i have a scat fetish"?

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by iluvwubs

I guess i'm the only one who heard "i have a scat fetish"?

I also have a scat fetish, but it involves rhythmically improvisiong nonsense syllables.

[iluvwubs]

Oh dear, i misspelled cat.. embarrassing.. no clue what scat is... and no, i don't know what cats have to do with ****.

[Burning Down]

The quality of MB is going down the toilet.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

The quality of MB is going down the toilet.

I sewage you did there.

[iluvwubs]

i'm starting to think the **** posting isn't going to stop anytime soon.

[Sansa Stark]

Lmao this is a good spot to tell my latest poo story.....

After like a week of painkillers and cheese, I hadnt pooped in many days... so on like the fourth day, I was in down dog and suddenly had to poo, I think I loosened one of my bandas too much. Anyways, I was stuck on the toilet for four hours and only pooped one tiny thing. I was getting tired of it, and if you know my other poo story, it was the same deal. It felt like it was too large, and I'm like wtf this can't be right, I mean if a dong can get in there, why cant this poop come out???? Then I'm thinking well ****, it got there because of lubrication! So I get a bottle of baby oil, and soaked q tips in it, as well as putting it in the backdoor. It felt a little awkward but ffs four hours on the toilet idegaf. Two minutes later I pooped. Unfortunately only boyfriend gets my poo genius.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

I'm starting to think you havent figured out the language filter just yet

[iluvwubs]

there's a lot of shit to filter here. It can't possibly catch all of it.

[Mrd00d]

I had a forest green/black-ish type 3 the other day that had me scratching my head wondering what I had eaten. It was either the canned fruit cocktail and/or Dollar Tree granola bars. Not sure - I've never seen that color before, but it was a one time thing...