i only have one good poo story i can think to relate. Once, while in a crowded bar, i thought i had to fart. Well, i'm sure you have all figured out what comes next. Yes, i sharted in a crowded room full of people, and if any of you have been to many bars then you would know there aren't many appropriate places to take care of a number two or wipe yourself after. So i did the only thing i could. Hoping to maintain my dignity, and praying none of my friends were able to.. "detect" the predicament i was in i carefully, with butt cheeks clenched, walked my way to the back of the bar and slipped out into the ally. There i promptly removed my pants, and then my boxers. Realizing my boxers were beyond redemption i then used them to wipe. I accomplished this feat in a matter of seconds, i'm pretty sure if there were an Olympic ass wiping contest i could bring home the gold. I discarded my sullen boxers in the ally and made my way back inside. A few awkward glances and all was well again.
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