Did someone say "Celebrity Deathmatch"?
Waits vs Cohen AND Cave? Shouldn't we even it up a little, throw in a few more guys so Tom can at least take one arm from behind his back?
And BAM! as Waits smashes Cohen over the head with a Steinway! Ancient Cohen cracks and his skeleton runs away! Cave unleashes his Super Scowl! Waits staggers back, but grabs an accordion and hurls it at Cave's head...