slappyjenkins

I'm new to this whole rap thingamajig so this might be really lame, but I should embarass myself more often...who do I direct this at? Everyone?

I remember yo ass when we was in the 3rd grade
I was nine and a half and you was 38
Everything about you is still the same
Can't count to seven and can't write ya name

Ya daddy ain't been around since you was 2 years old
Rick Astley been droppin' presents off
ya moms might have been rick rolled

And when's the last time that you took a bath?
I'm way over here and I can still smell ya ass.

Get ya **** together before you come at me son
This rap battle is already won!
By me in case you didn't know that, I was implying that I already beat all of you.
Is the song over? Do I put the mic down here? Or do I carry it with me? Well you don't have to be a dick about it. Don't push me man!