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Old 12-05-2012, 07:13 PM   #121 (permalink)
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sparky soft, its all hardy har har till real **** pops off.
two in the shirt tella bitch tops off.
1 on the hip under the seat sawed off,
an i aint even hard though, she sit in the back,
she a back hoe, d-man a crack hoe, i cant fap bro,
an im goin harder than a viagra overdose.
mr bend ya ass over, noose ya neck with a candy rope
i hate to brag and boast, but im the one who does the most
i do it for my haters to them i propose a toast.
crazier than bat ****, gotta keep a bad bitch.
gotta keep a bad whip, cant do nothin average.
me pushin a volvo, thats histerical ****
carrera white on white, its a miracle whip
a certifiable prick, always stayin
but applause i still get cause a beat ill rock it.
pockets stay swole always walk wit a limp.
none of this **** is true, but I still walk like a
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:42 PM   #122 (permalink)
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sparky soft, its all hardy har har till real **** pops off.
two in the shirt tella bitch tops off.
1 on the hip under the seat sawed off,
an i aint even hard though, she sit in the back,
she a back hoe, d-man a crack hoe, i cant fap bro,
an im goin harder than a viagra overdose.
mr bend ya ass over, noose ya neck with a candy rope
i hate to brag and boast, but im the one who does the most
i do it for my haters to them i propose a toast.
crazier than bat ****, gotta keep a bad bitch.
gotta keep a bad whip, cant do nothin average.
me pushin a volvo, thats histerical ****
carrera white on white, its a miracle whip
a certifiable prick, always stayin
but applause i still get cause a beat ill rock it.
pockets stay swole always walk wit a limp.
none of this **** is true, but I still walk like a
real **** pops off
when the blade gets lodged
in franks swollen esopha
gos
'fuck boy clutching his balls
like he
randy moss
lost no cause, boss give him a call
when he need his
salad tossed
cant fap u hava broke dick
cant rap cuz u a dumb bitch
your girls titties flatter than
my day old sunkist
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:46 PM   #123 (permalink)
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day old sunkist line was funny. lol
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:48 PM   #124 (permalink)
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thanks your ****s nice too i was just like oh dam i better respond
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:11 AM   #125 (permalink)
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I'm new to this whole rap thingamajig so this might be really lame, but I should embarass myself more often...who do I direct this at? Everyone?

I remember yo ass when we was in the 3rd grade
I was nine and a half and you was 38
Everything about you is still the same
Can't count to seven and can't write ya name

Ya daddy ain't been around since you was 2 years old
Rick Astley been droppin' presents off
ya moms might have been rick rolled

And when's the last time that you took a bath?
I'm way over here and I can still smell ya ass.

Get ya **** together before you come at me son
This rap battle is already won!
By me in case you didn't know that, I was implying that I already beat all of you.
Is the song over? Do I put the mic down here? Or do I carry it with me? Well you don't have to be a dick about it. Don't push me man!

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Old 12-07-2012, 12:20 PM   #126 (permalink)
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You suck!

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Old 12-07-2012, 12:22 PM   #127 (permalink)
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^^ I didn't mean YOU...someone else should have said it
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:04 PM   #128 (permalink)
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^^ I didn't mean YOU...someone else should have said it
Drat. I was just trying to help. You don't suck, of course, slappy.
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:33 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Applause sign go up, all you get is laughs
too true is i and i, the blunt chief of staff
smokin bones and blood of hashish, that rough tough pass
stay away from my shit, it'll fry your brain like sylvia plath
Bitch i'm too clean, on some william taft
stay away form my bloodbath
If we cross paths, i might toss some flags
or lock some mags
Some rick ross racks
And i'll floss you fags on my chain and rang
just the pinky, epitaph with no name
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:38 AM   #130 (permalink)
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I remember yo ass when we was in the 3rd grade
I was nine and a half and you was 38
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this had me rollin, good ****.
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