Here are a few...
Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
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