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Old 12-06-2012, 03:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If you want to make this personal you can direct it at the previous poster. If not, then just post your favorite yo mama jokes.

I'll start us off.

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 47 years to live.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you want to make this personal you can direct it at the previous poster. If not, then just post your favorite yo mama jokes.

I'll start us off.

Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 47 years to live.
Yo Mama is so fat she irons her underwear in the Driveway.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^^Hey! Don't talk about my mama!

Haha good one Fred...that IS fat.
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yo mama's so slow, her De Broglie wavelength is observable on a macroscopic scale

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Old 12-06-2012, 04:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yo mama is so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it paperview.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Your mother is so ugly, that it affects her self esteem.
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Old 12-06-2012, 04:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the security cameras.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Here are a few...

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
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