Music Banter - View Single Post - The 2012 Music Banter User Awards: NOMINATIONS!

Engine · 12-09-2012, 04:22 PM

Best Avatar: Janzsoon
Sexiest Member (Male): Sparky
Sexiest Member (Female): 6underground
Most Inane: Howard the Duck
Angriest Member: --
Biggest Drama Whore: --
Nicest Member: stp
Best Debater: --
Worst Debater: --
Best Writer: Janzsoon
Biggest Virtuoso: --
Smartest Poster: --
Funniest Member: FETCHER., Urban
Best Mediator: --
Biggest Troll: --
Most Improved Member: --
Most Underrated Poster: stp, gunnels
Most Obscure Music Taste: bob.
Best Music Taste: --
Biggest Music Nerd: Hip Hop Bunny Hop
Best Thread Starter: Urban
Most Missed Poster: Tumor, dankrsta
Thread of the Year: Albums You're Digging II
Journal of the Year: Janzsoon's 25 Albums...
Moderator of the Year: I wouldn't know
Best New Member 2012: Exoskeletal
Member of the Year 2012: --
Biggest Lounge Lizard: --

Member you'd most like to meet in real life: First I would meet up with 6underground and we would spend a few hours together and then we would join the MB party that I have in mind:
Since I get to choose two others for my official nominations, Janzsoon and Urban and I would spend some time drinking in an exclusive private room of the place where the MB party takes place. After that, we all go downstairs and meet up with everybody who I have ever noticed on MB who were all invited, most of which have attended.
I can hardly imagine the insane fun that would ensue. I would probably first pay a visit to the Minnesota kids: Sparky, Phantom Limb, and Forward to Death, and I would have brought Fred Hale Sr. with me because he’s got the medicinal shit. As we light it up, anticipation would certainly find us. So we all partake and spend however long it takes to talk about whatever each of us feel like. Of course PoorOldPo would have shown up and joined us at some point. Ideally, VEGANGELICA would also join us and I would back up her inevitable argument about how slaughtering animals is needless and wrong in today’s developed world. She and I would, of course, be shouted down and so I would leave that segment of the party.
Then I’d go back into the darkness of the main room and find Bob, jackhammer, Mojo, and Pedestrian talking and I would somehow insert myself into their conversation.
A fight would break out between Hip Hop Bunny Hop and the legions of people there who hate him including Trollheart and god knows who else so I’d call FETCHER. over to subdue the small men and WWWP to console HHBH and make sure that he stops flailing his fists. But first I’d see if Janszoon wants to take a few swings at the Bunny before the fight stops.
I’d look around for TheBig3 for a minute and try to figure him out while I’m completely wasted. No big deal if I don't find him. By now, most of us would be several sheets to the wind and the party is winding down. Of course, somebody would have their laptop open looking at MB and we might give a small chuckle to all of the one-liners that The Batlord has been posting for the last few hours. And somebody might pay attention to Goofle’s opinions on the 20 albums that he just downloaded. This would remind me that there’s another geek I need to talk to before the night is over and so I go find Exoskeletal and talk movies for a while. Hopefully jackhammer would join us.
Then the party will disperse and several of us have received and read Hermione’s text inviting us to go to some dark, private place and do some lines with her and discuss popular literary fiction into the morning hours. I’d go with them.
The sun would come up and I’d finally meet Tumor, who thankfully stayed away from the party the night before like I asked her to because lord knows what she would have done with whom during the chaos.
She and I would have a frank discussion about the realities of the nature of our lives and the world around us and then we’d all go home.

Member you'd most want to avoid meeting in real life: none
Biggest Wanna-Be Moderator: Trollheart (I suggested this category because of him and clearly people agree)
Most amusing Shoutboxer: Sparky, anticipation

12-09-2012, 04:22 PM	#222 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Best Avatar: Janzsoon Sexiest Member (Male): Sparky Sexiest Member (Female): 6underground Most Inane: Howard the Duck Angriest Member: -- Biggest Drama Whore: -- Nicest Member: stp Best Debater: -- Worst Debater: -- Best Writer: Janzsoon Biggest Virtuoso: -- Smartest Poster: -- Funniest Member: FETCHER., Urban Best Mediator: -- Biggest Troll: -- Most Improved Member: -- Most Underrated Poster: stp, gunnels Most Obscure Music Taste: bob. Best Music Taste: -- Biggest Music Nerd: Hip Hop Bunny Hop Best Thread Starter: Urban Most Missed Poster: Tumor, dankrsta Thread of the Year: Albums You're Digging II Journal of the Year: Janzsoon's 25 Albums... Moderator of the Year: I wouldn't know Best New Member 2012: Exoskeletal Member of the Year 2012: -- Biggest Lounge Lizard: -- Member you'd most like to meet in real life: First I would meet up with 6underground and we would spend a few hours together and then we would join the MB party that I have in mind: Since I get to choose two others for my official nominations, Janzsoon and Urban and I would spend some time drinking in an exclusive private room of the place where the MB party takes place. After that, we all go downstairs and meet up with everybody who I have ever noticed on MB who were all invited, most of which have attended. I can hardly imagine the insane fun that would ensue. I would probably first pay a visit to the Minnesota kids: Sparky, Phantom Limb, and Forward to Death, and I would have brought Fred Hale Sr. with me because he’s got the medicinal shit. As we light it up, anticipation would certainly find us. So we all partake and spend however long it takes to talk about whatever each of us feel like. Of course PoorOldPo would have shown up and joined us at some point. Ideally, VEGANGELICA would also join us and I would back up her inevitable argument about how slaughtering animals is needless and wrong in today’s developed world. She and I would, of course, be shouted down and so I would leave that segment of the party. Then I’d go back into the darkness of the main room and find Bob, jackhammer, Mojo, and Pedestrian talking and I would somehow insert myself into their conversation. A fight would break out between Hip Hop Bunny Hop and the legions of people there who hate him including Trollheart and god knows who else so I’d call FETCHER. over to subdue the small men and WWWP to console HHBH and make sure that he stops flailing his fists. But first I’d see if Janszoon wants to take a few swings at the Bunny before the fight stops. I’d look around for TheBig3 for a minute and try to figure him out while I’m completely wasted. No big deal if I don't find him. By now, most of us would be several sheets to the wind and the party is winding down. Of course, somebody would have their laptop open looking at MB and we might give a small chuckle to all of the one-liners that The Batlord has been posting for the last few hours. And somebody might pay attention to Goofle’s opinions on the 20 albums that he just downloaded. This would remind me that there’s another geek I need to talk to before the night is over and so I go find Exoskeletal and talk movies for a while. Hopefully jackhammer would join us. Then the party will disperse and several of us have received and read Hermione’s text inviting us to go to some dark, private place and do some lines with her and discuss popular literary fiction into the morning hours. I’d go with them. The sun would come up and I’d finally meet Tumor, who thankfully stayed away from the party the night before like I asked her to because lord knows what she would have done with whom during the chaos. She and I would have a frank discussion about the realities of the nature of our lives and the world around us and then we’d all go home. Member you'd most want to avoid meeting in real life: none Biggest Wanna-Be Moderator: Trollheart (I suggested this category because of him and clearly people agree) Most amusing Shoutboxer: Sparky, anticipation __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.