The 2012 Music Banter User Awards: NOMINATIONS!

Thom Yorke · 12-09-2012, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp

I know that's not a nomination but I appreciate the sentiment.

No worries, I nominated you for that anyways.

And thanks, Jansz. I hope that whole scientist thing is working out for Tore because I'm coming for him.

Engine · 12-09-2012, 04:22 PM

Best Avatar: Janzsoon
Sexiest Member (Male): Sparky
Sexiest Member (Female): 6underground
Most Inane: Howard the Duck
Angriest Member: --
Biggest Drama Whore: --
Nicest Member: stp
Best Debater: --
Worst Debater: --
Best Writer: Janzsoon
Biggest Virtuoso: --
Smartest Poster: --
Funniest Member: FETCHER., Urban
Best Mediator: --
Biggest Troll: --
Most Improved Member: --
Most Underrated Poster: stp, gunnels
Most Obscure Music Taste: bob.
Best Music Taste: --
Biggest Music Nerd: Hip Hop Bunny Hop
Best Thread Starter: Urban
Most Missed Poster: Tumor, dankrsta
Thread of the Year: Albums You're Digging II
Journal of the Year: Janzsoon's 25 Albums...
Moderator of the Year: I wouldn't know
Best New Member 2012: Exoskeletal
Member of the Year 2012: --
Biggest Lounge Lizard: --

Member you'd most like to meet in real life: First I would meet up with 6underground and we would spend a few hours together and then we would join the MB party that I have in mind:
Since I get to choose two others for my official nominations, Janzsoon and Urban and I would spend some time drinking in an exclusive private room of the place where the MB party takes place. After that, we all go downstairs and meet up with everybody who I have ever noticed on MB who were all invited, most of which have attended.
I can hardly imagine the insane fun that would ensue. I would probably first pay a visit to the Minnesota kids: Sparky, Phantom Limb, and Forward to Death, and I would have brought Fred Hale Sr. with me because he’s got the medicinal shit. As we light it up, anticipation would certainly find us. So we all partake and spend however long it takes to talk about whatever each of us feel like. Of course PoorOldPo would have shown up and joined us at some point. Ideally, VEGANGELICA would also join us and I would back up her inevitable argument about how slaughtering animals is needless and wrong in today’s developed world. She and I would, of course, be shouted down and so I would leave that segment of the party.
Then I’d go back into the darkness of the main room and find Bob, jackhammer, Mojo, and Pedestrian talking and I would somehow insert myself into their conversation.
A fight would break out between Hip Hop Bunny Hop and the legions of people there who hate him including Trollheart and god knows who else so I’d call FETCHER. over to subdue the small men and WWWP to console HHBH and make sure that he stops flailing his fists. But first I’d see if Janszoon wants to take a few swings at the Bunny before the fight stops.
I’d look around for TheBig3 for a minute and try to figure him out while I’m completely wasted. No big deal if I don't find him. By now, most of us would be several sheets to the wind and the party is winding down. Of course, somebody would have their laptop open looking at MB and we might give a small chuckle to all of the one-liners that The Batlord has been posting for the last few hours. And somebody might pay attention to Goofle’s opinions on the 20 albums that he just downloaded. This would remind me that there’s another geek I need to talk to before the night is over and so I go find Exoskeletal and talk movies for a while. Hopefully jackhammer would join us.
Then the party will disperse and several of us have received and read Hermione’s text inviting us to go to some dark, private place and do some lines with her and discuss popular literary fiction into the morning hours. I’d go with them.
The sun would come up and I’d finally meet Tumor, who thankfully stayed away from the party the night before like I asked her to because lord knows what she would have done with whom during the chaos.
She and I would have a frank discussion about the realities of the nature of our lives and the world around us and then we’d all go home.

Member you'd most want to avoid meeting in real life: none
Biggest Wanna-Be Moderator: Trollheart (I suggested this category because of him and clearly people agree)
Most amusing Shoutboxer: Sparky, anticipation

Stephen · 12-09-2012, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thom Yorke

No worries, I nominated you for that anyways.

Thanks Thom Yorke, I missed that back on page one

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine

Nicest Member: stp
Most Underrated Poster: stp, gunnels

Thanks Engine, though as a bit of a fringe dweller there's probably a few more deserving of nicest member.

Sparky · 12-09-2012, 04:35 PM

gracias engine

Engine · 12-09-2012, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp

Thanks Engine, though as a bit of a fringe dweller there's probably a few more deserving of nicest member.

Fringe or not, I think you deserve a chance to get some votes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparky

gracias engine

You're welcome, Homey.

Also, I totally forgot to mention LoathsomePete. There's no way I'd leave the party without talking to him and thanking him for all the good music he's turned me on to for the last couple years.

Also too, I realize Exoskeletal joined before 2012 but I still consider him new.

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 05:44 PM

Engine, that sounds like one hell of a party!

Better go get my visa sorted!
I wouldn't fight with HHBH though --- I'm an old man, and there are much fitter members who could, and would, fight with him while I watched and shouted encouragement, sipping a cold drink!

Ah, Christmas! Where would we be without it?

Also, why doesn't your Santa hat burn? It must be what, several hundred degrees up there in the smokestack!

Engine · 12-09-2012, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Engine, that sounds like one hell of a party!

Better go get my visa sorted!
I wouldn't fight with HHBH though --- I'm an old man, and there are much fitter members who could, and would, fight with him while I watched and shouted encouragement, sipping a cold drink!

Aw, don't underestimate yourself. The guy's already had his mandible broken (or cranium, I forget which) and, as you say, a bunch of other people will be in on it so go ahead and get in there. You'll like it and HHBH will respectfully take it.

Also, nobody worry about the cost of visas, transport, lodging, medical bills or food and drink. This is my fantasy so I've got you all covered. Just PM me your invoices.

Franco Pepe Kalle · 12-09-2012, 07:31 PM

Engine, where do you live btw?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-09-2012, 07:33 PM

Engine, what is your address and geographic coordinates, btw?

Engine · 12-09-2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Engine, where do you live btw?

Don't worry. You're invited to the party.

12-09-2012, 04:22 PM	#222 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Best Avatar: Janzsoon Sexiest Member (Male): Sparky Sexiest Member (Female): 6underground Most Inane: Howard the Duck Angriest Member: -- Biggest Drama Whore: -- Nicest Member: stp Best Debater: -- Worst Debater: -- Best Writer: Janzsoon Biggest Virtuoso: -- Smartest Poster: -- Funniest Member: FETCHER., Urban Best Mediator: -- Biggest Troll: -- Most Improved Member: -- Most Underrated Poster: stp, gunnels Most Obscure Music Taste: bob. Best Music Taste: -- Biggest Music Nerd: Hip Hop Bunny Hop Best Thread Starter: Urban Most Missed Poster: Tumor, dankrsta Thread of the Year: Albums You're Digging II Journal of the Year: Janzsoon's 25 Albums... Moderator of the Year: I wouldn't know Best New Member 2012: Exoskeletal Member of the Year 2012: -- Biggest Lounge Lizard: -- Member you'd most like to meet in real life: First I would meet up with 6underground and we would spend a few hours together and then we would join the MB party that I have in mind: Since I get to choose two others for my official nominations, Janzsoon and Urban and I would spend some time drinking in an exclusive private room of the place where the MB party takes place. After that, we all go downstairs and meet up with everybody who I have ever noticed on MB who were all invited, most of which have attended. I can hardly imagine the insane fun that would ensue. I would probably first pay a visit to the Minnesota kids: Sparky, Phantom Limb, and Forward to Death, and I would have brought Fred Hale Sr. with me because he’s got the medicinal shit. As we light it up, anticipation would certainly find us. So we all partake and spend however long it takes to talk about whatever each of us feel like. Of course PoorOldPo would have shown up and joined us at some point. Ideally, VEGANGELICA would also join us and I would back up her inevitable argument about how slaughtering animals is needless and wrong in today’s developed world. She and I would, of course, be shouted down and so I would leave that segment of the party. Then I’d go back into the darkness of the main room and find Bob, jackhammer, Mojo, and Pedestrian talking and I would somehow insert myself into their conversation. A fight would break out between Hip Hop Bunny Hop and the legions of people there who hate him including Trollheart and god knows who else so I’d call FETCHER. over to subdue the small men and WWWP to console HHBH and make sure that he stops flailing his fists. But first I’d see if Janszoon wants to take a few swings at the Bunny before the fight stops. I’d look around for TheBig3 for a minute and try to figure him out while I’m completely wasted. No big deal if I don't find him. By now, most of us would be several sheets to the wind and the party is winding down. Of course, somebody would have their laptop open looking at MB and we might give a small chuckle to all of the one-liners that The Batlord has been posting for the last few hours. And somebody might pay attention to Goofle’s opinions on the 20 albums that he just downloaded. This would remind me that there’s another geek I need to talk to before the night is over and so I go find Exoskeletal and talk movies for a while. Hopefully jackhammer would join us. Then the party will disperse and several of us have received and read Hermione’s text inviting us to go to some dark, private place and do some lines with her and discuss popular literary fiction into the morning hours. I’d go with them. The sun would come up and I’d finally meet Tumor, who thankfully stayed away from the party the night before like I asked her to because lord knows what she would have done with whom during the chaos. She and I would have a frank discussion about the realities of the nature of our lives and the world around us and then we’d all go home. Member you'd most want to avoid meeting in real life: none Biggest Wanna-Be Moderator: Trollheart (I suggested this category because of him and clearly people agree) Most amusing Shoutboxer: Sparky, anticipation __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

12-09-2012, 05:44 PM	#226 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Engine, that sounds like one hell of a party! Better go get my visa sorted! I wouldn't fight with HHBH though --- I'm an old man, and there are much fitter members who could, and would, fight with him while I watched and shouted encouragement, sipping a cold drink! Ah, Christmas! Where would we be without it? Also, why doesn't your Santa hat burn? It must be what, several hundred degrees up there in the smokestack! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-09-2012, 07:31 PM	#228 (permalink)
Franco Pepe Kalle Mwana Nzala Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Shakopee, Minnesota Posts: 627	Engine, where do you live btw? __________________ The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock. Girls are the sexy thing that God created. Important to notice FPK.

12-09-2012, 04:35 PM	#224 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	gracias engine

12-09-2012, 07:33 PM	#229 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Engine, what is your address and geographic coordinates, btw?