Today was the draft. I'm drunk.
- Go home Joe Namath. You're drunk.
- Bwuahahahahahahahaha...****ing Dolphins.
- Did...did...did the Raiders just make a good draft move?
- Detroit was all like..."just pick the biggest black dude you can see...yeah that one, with the 3D glasses on."
- My niners traded up for a Dashon Goldson clone essentially for a 3rd round pick. I'm happy.
- I'm drunk.
- Scumbag Bill Belicheck. Traded out of the spot that they had a whole Boston presentation and sh*t. SWEET CAROLINE. F*CK OFF THAT WAS AWKWARD.
- Roger Goodell sounded like he didn't want to be there. At all.
- I'm drunk.