The American Football Thread

**Exo** · 04-25-2013, 10:07 PM

Today was the draft. I'm drunk.

Go home Joe Namath. You're drunk.
Bwuahahahahahahahaha...****ing Dolphins.
Did...did...did the Raiders just make a good draft move?
Detroit was all like..."just pick the biggest black dude you can see...yeah that one, with the 3D glasses on."
My niners traded up for a Dashon Goldson clone essentially for a 3rd round pick. I'm happy.
I'm drunk.
Scumbag Bill Belicheck. Traded out of the spot that they had a whole Boston presentation and sh*t. SWEET CAROLINE. F*CK OFF THAT WAS AWKWARD.
Roger Goodell sounded like he didn't want to be there. At all.
I'm drunk.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-26-2013, 10:40 AM

Pretty happy with DJ FLUKER for the Bolts. Wanted Warmack but Fluker is a fit. Mock drafts were pretty spot on, even Mel Kiper was about 50 percent and that dude always blows cock.

debaserr · 04-26-2013, 10:42 AM

That ESPN broadcast last night was shoddy. I mean seriously, Kiper / Berman / Gruden as your top 3 (I like Gruden, hate the others).

FRED HALE SR. · 04-26-2013, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by eric generic

That ESPN broadcast last night was shoddy. I mean seriously, Kiper / Berman / Gruden as your top 3 (I like Gruden, hate the others).

Shoddy might be a little nice. Gruden seriously was the only thing going for that broadcast. Hes also the only guy that I would trust commenting on the draft in general. RD 2 still has a lot of upside in it. Geno Smith is a ****ing crybaby. I'm going home ESPN. LOL Teo still on the board, guess nobody wants that baggage.

debaserr · 04-26-2013, 05:16 PM

What the hell is up with all of these guest intros? It messes up the broadcast too much to be worth it.

Plankton · 04-27-2013, 06:25 AM

Bears got Kyle Long (Howies kid). Should be a good season. The dudes got 11" hands.

Thats right. Hold your hand up and make a comparison.

scleaves · 04-27-2013, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Bears got Kyle Long (Howies kid). Should be a good season. The dudes got 11" hands.

Thats right. Hold your hand up and make a comparison.

Their offensive line is their weakest link, yeah. It was ranked fourth worst last year, I think. And have you ever seen Cutler play when the offensive line actually holds the opposing defense back? He plays like Favre but maybe better.

Plankton · 04-27-2013, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by scleaves

Their offensive line is their weakest link, yeah. It was ranked fourth worst last year, I think. And have you ever seen Cutler play when the offensive line actually holds the opposing defense back? He plays like Favre but maybe better.

Yeah, he's much better when he's not getting beat up every play. Give the man a chance to be awesome.

Thom Yorke · 04-27-2013, 11:57 AM

49ers with a couple great picks in the 4th round. Such a great fit for Lattimore and for the team. They're a team that can take that risk and not rush him back. If they take their time with him and he heals up OK, they could have a great replacement for Gore a bit further down the road.

debaserr · 04-27-2013, 12:53 PM

I would have loved to see my team get him that late. He is probably the best RB in this class if he can stay healthy.

04-25-2013, 10:07 PM	#1611 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	Today was the draft. I'm drunk. Go home Joe Namath. You're drunk. Bwuahahahahahahahaha...***ing Dolphins. Did...did...did the Raiders just make a good draft move? Detroit was all like..."just pick the biggest black dude you can see...yeah that one, with the 3D glasses on." My niners traded up for a Dashon Goldson clone essentially for a 3rd round pick. I'm happy. I'm drunk. Scumbag Bill Belicheck. Traded out of the spot that they had a whole Boston presentation and sht. SWEET CAROLINE. FCK OFF THAT WAS AWKWARD. Roger Goodell sounded like he didn't want to be there. At all. I'm drunk. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

04-26-2013, 10:42 AM	#1613 (permalink)
debaserr eat the masters Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,467	That ESPN broadcast last night was shoddy. I mean seriously, Kiper / Berman / Gruden as your top 3 (I like Gruden, hate the others). __________________ Last.FM

04-26-2013, 05:16 PM	#1615 (permalink)
debaserr eat the masters Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,467	What the hell is up with all of these guest intros? It messes up the broadcast too much to be worth it. __________________ Last.FM

04-27-2013, 06:25 AM	#1616 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Bears got Kyle Long (Howies kid). Should be a good season. The dudes got 11" hands. Thats right. Hold your hand up and make a comparison. __________________ See location...

04-27-2013, 12:53 PM	#1620 (permalink)
debaserr eat the masters Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,467	I would have loved to see my team get him that late. He is probably the best RB in this class if he can stay healthy. __________________ Last.FM

04-26-2013, 10:40 AM	#1612 (permalink)
FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	Pretty happy with DJ FLUKER for the Bolts. Wanted Warmack but Fluker is a fit. Mock drafts were pretty spot on, even Mel Kiper was about 50 percent and that dude always blows cock.

04-27-2013, 11:57 AM	#1619 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	49ers with a couple great picks in the 4th round. Such a great fit for Lattimore and for the team. They're a team that can take that risk and not rush him back. If they take their time with him and he heals up OK, they could have a great replacement for Gore a bit further down the road.