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Old 05-08-2013, 08:54 AM   #7966 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho View Post
I've had sex with both my right and left hand. I'm such a stud.
My right hand is my lady. My left is just a lame fuck who doesn't know how to give a hand job.

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So what hand do people jerk off to?
I like to have my left watch while I give to my right. When we make eye/finger contact it just feels so dirty.
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