The Sexual Experience Thread

ZiggyStardust · 05-07-2013, 11:50 PM

I'm multi-handed. You could call it ambidextrous but I can't write with both hands, only my left.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-07-2013, 11:53 PM

So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.

duga · 05-07-2013, 11:54 PM

Left for me...has to be from the old days where instead of being able to stream a video, I had to click through pictures. I can't manipulate a mouse with my left hand.

**Janszoon** · 05-07-2013, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

So what hand do people jerk off to? I use both, because one hand gets tired so I use the other. Is there many guys that use their left hand? Because I hear that is the best one for giving hand jobs.

Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-07-2013, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by duga

Left for me...has to be from the old days where instead of being able to stream a video, I had to click through pictures. I can't manipulate a mouse with my left hand.

Touche', touche' indeed.

The Batlord · 05-08-2013, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho

I've had sex with both my right and left hand. I'm such a stud.

My right hand is my lady. My left is just a lame fuck who doesn't know how to give a hand job.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

So what hand do people jerk off to?

I like to have my left watch while I give to my right. When we make eye/finger contact it just feels so dirty.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-08-2013, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Jerking off to hands sounds like a really weird fetish.

Haha oh yeah hands turn me on big time, I thought everyone loved hands like me?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

My right hand is my lady. My left is just a lame fuck who doesn't know how to give a hand job.

I like to have my left watch while I give to my right. When we make eye/finger contact it just feels so dirty.

See Jans, Batlord likes a bit of hand action! That is very naughty indeed.

Burning Down · 05-08-2013, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Haha oh yeah hands turn me on big time, I thought everyone loved hands like me?

What, like mens hands? Depends what they look like, lol.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-08-2013, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

What, like mens hands? Depends what they look like, lol.

No your own hands silly!

HighOnBread · 05-08-2013, 05:10 PM

I sh*t you not, but I can Auto-Suck myself.

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