One day Elton John went to a tattooist
He asked for the word "love" to be tattoed along his penis,
The tattooist is stunned. He asks, "Wouldn't the word retirement suit it more?"
Elton John asks why and the tattooist says, "Well it must be at the end of it's tether after all the shit it's been through".
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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive w anker
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