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Old 11-01-2005, 10:56 AM   #31 (permalink)
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what do women and kentucky fried chicken have in common?
when your done with the breast and thighs, youve still got a greasy box to stick your bone in.
hahahah
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Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:04 AM   #32 (permalink)
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how many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?


more importantly, why is she doing that? we're waiting for dinner!
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maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Micheal Jackson.

I too am sorry for the Micheal Jackson joke but I just heard it today so I had to tell someone.
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HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.
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Old 11-01-2005, 02:51 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Questionnaire:

2. You and your mates decide to have a game of football in the park. What do you need to bring?
(a) A ball.
(b) A ball and 2 coats.
(c) A ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body armour, 20 cheerleaders, a marching sousaphone band with a grand piano on a trolley, and a team of orthopaedic surgeons specialising in spinal injuries.

I dont want to live in a world where we dont need orthopedic surgeons on the sidelines.



What do Bobby Brown and the Chicago White Sox have in common?



They've both been known to beat Houston.
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Old 11-01-2005, 02:59 PM   #35 (permalink)
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how is a woman like a toilet seat?
without the hole in the middle, neither one would be good for shit.
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Old 11-01-2005, 03:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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how is a woman like a toilet seat?
without the hole in the middle, neither one would be good for shit.

well congrats on the offensive part.
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:00 AM   #37 (permalink)
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how is a woman like a toilet seat?
without the hole in the middle, neither one would be good for shit.
ooommmggg that is GREAT!
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:58 PM   #38 (permalink)
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ok...so..

one of my friends has a is part mexican and part german...so he calls himself a "beanerschnizel"

i dont know....i got a kick out of it when i heard it.
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Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
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*What do Natives and Apples have in common..*

They both look nice hanging from trees



Worst thing ive ever heard in my life........its soooo racist and i feel bad everytime i say it
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:17 PM   #40 (permalink)
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One day Elton John went to a tattooist
He asked for the word "love" to be tattoed along his penis,
The tattooist is stunned. He asks, "Wouldn't the word retirement suit it more?"
Elton John asks why and the tattooist says, "Well it must be at the end of it's tether after all the shit it's been through".
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